-Buffy: "I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence, do I?"
Xander: "The important thing is you believe that."
-Xander: "Uh, that's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts he makes up in lack of smarts."
-Buffy: "So, can I go?"
Giles: "I think not."
Buffy: "How come?"
Giles: "Because you are the Chosen One."
Buffy: "Mm. Just this once I like to be the Overlooked One."
-Xander: "So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him? 'Cause I don't know anything much besides Doritos and Chihuahua."
-Willow (to Xander): "Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong."
-Ampata: "You are strange."
Xander: "Girls always tell me that. Right before they run away."
-Willow: "Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life."
Buffy: "Good for you."
Willow: "Well, I didn't chose yet."
-Buffy (to Giles): "One of these days you're gonna have to get a grownup car."
-Xander: "Have you seen Ampata?" (Willow shrugs; Xander can't tell, she's dressed like an eskimo) "What was that."
Willow: "I shrugged."
Xander: "Next time you should probably say 'shrug'." (walks off)
Willow (watches him go): "Sigh."
-Sven: "I thought this exchange student thing would be a great deal. But look what I got stuck with! 'Momento!' 'Punchy fruity drinky!' Is Cordelia even from this country?"
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