-Xander: "You're bad to the bone."
Willow: "I'm a rebel."
-Xander: "It's no biggie. You'll have a nice soiree. The parents will love it. As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine."
Buffy: "Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!"
Xander: "Whadaya mean? Nothing's gonna happen."
Willow: "Not until some dummy says, 'as long as nothing bad happens'."
Buffy: "It's the ultimate jinx!"
-Spike (after mowing down the 'Welcome to Sunnydale' sign): "Home, sweet home."
-Spike: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move."
-Xander (re Angel): "Okay, that's it. I'm puttin a collar with a little bell on that guy."
-Drusilla: "Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example, and will have no cakes today."
-Xander: "Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?"
Cordelia: "You sure don't."
-Giles: "Our new friend Spike. He's known as 'William the Bloody'. Earned his nickname by torturing his victims with railroad spikes. Very pleasent."
-Spike: "Slaaayer! Here, kitty, kittyyy."
-Spike (sing-song): "Someone's in the ceeeeeiling!"
-Spike (laughing): "People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world!"
-Xander (to Angel): "Undead liar guy."
-(still trapped in the closet)
Cordelia (praying): "And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible..."
Willow: "Ask for some aspirin."
Cordelia: "And can you please send some asp... hey!"
-Spike: "A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure."
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