Buffy: "I've been working!"
Vamp: "Where, in a slaughterhouse?!"
Buffy (pouts): "Doublemeat Palace."
Vamp: "Ohhh." (backing away) "You know what? Let's just call it a night. If it's all the same to you, and you've been eating that stuff, I'm not so sure I wanna bite you."
Buffy: "You're dead! You smell like it! How do you get to say I'm the one who's stinky?"
>Willow: "You know, when I was little, I used to spend hours imagining what my wedding to Xander would be like. And now I look at them I just think..." (mocking laugh) "Nee-hee-hee!"
>Buffy (to Riley): "Were you always this tall?"
>Buffy: "My hat has a cow."
>Riley: "Got some, uh... big stories to tell to you. If we ever get half a second."
Buffy: "Did you die?"
Riley: "No."
Buffy: "I'm gonna win."
>Riley (to Buffy re her Doublemeat uniform): "No offense, but this is black ops, and you look like a pylon."
>(Shot of a highway, covered with cars bumper-to-bumper, barly moving, horns honking, shot of the inside of the car)
Anya: "I think we died in this car on the way to the airport, and now we're stuck in hell."
Xander: "The radio said no traffic."
Anya: "It's a hell radio, of course it said that."
>Willow (softly): "Just so you know. I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want."
Buffy: "Thanks, but no. I don't wanna seem all petty."
Willow: "Well, that's the beauty! You can't, but I can. Please. Let me carry the hate for the both of us." (shot of Riley and Sam laughing and touching)
Buffy: "Go nuts."
>Buffy: "We have to find the nest, and fast, before Sunnydale turns into the Troublemeat Palace." (beat; every1 looks at her) "I wish I'd said something else."
>Spike (to Buffy): "Well, that's bloody funny coming from you! No more games? That's all you've ever done is play me. You keep playing with rules you make up as you like. You know what I am. You've always known. You come to me all the same."
Riley: "Can you shut him up?"
Buffy: "Not so far."
>Buffy (re guns): "These things. Never useful."
>Buffy: "You smelled the smell?" (looks at Riley; eyes wide; hopeless and embarassed)
(The above quote was contributed by a fellow Buffy fan)
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