Xander: "Honey, slugs get turned off by slug."
>Buffy: "We bonded instantly. Peas in a pod. Bonded peas."
>Spike (re Buffy's blind date): "Stupid git!"
Tara: "I don't know. He seemed... cute. W-was he cute? I mean, I'm not a very good judge, but..." (Spike scowls; Tara grins) "I think he seemed cute."
Clem (agreeably): "I think he seemed cute, yeah."
>Dawn: "If we get Buffy, can, can she start on opening the presents? It's been enough time, hasn't it?"
Anya: "Not yet, sweetie."
Xander: "I think Buffy's busy right now."
Anya (as if talking to a small child): "Buffy's making a new friend. A grown-up friend."
Dawn: "What, you mean the guy you invited to set her up with?"
Anya: "Nothing."
Dawn: "It's not like I don't understand why you invited him. I was there, remember? I can hear you when I'm in the room, you know?" (Anya just nods) "I do understand these things."
Anya (patronizing): "Yes you do!" (patting Dawn on the head)
Dawn: "You know I'm in high school, right?"
Anya: "Yes you are!"
>Xander (to Buffy): "You wanna try poker?"
Clem: "Still say it's weird without the kittens."
>Tara: "How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?"
Spike: "What? Oh. Yeah."
Tara: "Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it." (Tara smiles innocently; Spike looks confused, frowns, looks at his cards)
>Buffy (firmly to Spike): "We do not joke about eating people in this house!"
>Spike (to Buffy): "So, you ever think about not celebrating a birthday? Just to try it, I mean."
>Tara: "I thought vengeance demons only punished men who wronged woman."
Halfrek: "Oh, that was Anya's little raison d'etre. Most of us try to be a little more well-rounded. And actually, we prefer 'justice demon.' Okay? FYI."
Anya: "Well-rounded, huh? Is that how you explain your thing for bad parents?"
Halfrek: "Oh, it's not a thing. The children need me."
Anya: "Hmm!" (cough) "Daddy issues." (cough)
>Richard: "You have some weird friends."
Xander: "News from the file marked 'duh.'"
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