Willow: "Interesting turn."
Anya: "When I was a vengeance demon, I caused pain and mayhem, certainly. But I put in a full day's work doing it, and I got compenstated appropiately."
Xander: "Welcome to today's episode of 'Go Money Go!' I hear it daily."
Willow: "Yep, for the rest of your life."
Anya: "But super villians... want reward without labor, to make things come easy. It's wrong. Without labor there can be no payment, and vice versa. The country cannot progress. The workers are the tools that shape America."
>Buffy: "You hit so many buttons, it's like, button-palooza."
>Buffy (to herself): "Theory number five. Cat burgers."
>Xander: "It's fast food. I have swum these murky waters, my friend. There's the assorted creepiness, there's staring, there's the enthusiastic not showing up at all. I think you're seeing demons where there's just life."
>Buffy: "I don't know. Maybe it's just the video that's freakin' me out. With the cow, and the chicken, all swirly together."
Xander: "Mm, make me hungrey, why don't you? How's about one of those delicious Medley Meals?"
Buffy: "Okay, you got it. On me." (walks away)
Xander: "Hey, thanks!" (to the others) "See, I think she'll be fine once she settles into the routine. And by ordering, I'm helping."
Dawn: "And getting a free meal."
Xander: "Well, yeah."
>Spike: "What's in the Doublemeat nuggets?"
Buffy: "I'm working. Go away."
Spike: "Yeah, and you chose to be in the consumer service profession, and I'm a consumer." (smirking) "Service me."
>Buffy: "Repeat until insane."
>Buffy: "The Doublemeat Medley is people!"
>Buffy: "We need to analye the burger. We need to find out if it used to be people."
(Xander turns, his mouth full of burger)
Xander: "What?" (swallows) "People?"
Buffy: "Xander, you ate the burger?!"
Xander: "Well, first you say it's cat, then you come in and hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later 'oh and by the way, it happens to be hot delicious human flesh'!"
Buffy: "I needed that burger to analyze it. Now I'm gonna have to get another one."
Xander: "That's your problem with this scenario? You getting seconds?"
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