Xander: "Hey, Buffy..." (turns around to look at Buffy, but doesn't see her) "Where... where are you?"
Invisible Buffy: "At table four, apparently." (re Anya wedding table settings)
Anya (frowning, looking around): "Well, that remains to be seen. Like you."
Invisible Buffy: "Don't strain yourself looking, Xander. I'm invisible girl." (Xander continues looking around, holding his hands up at breast height) "Uh, Xander?" (Xander jumps and pulls his hands back quickly)
Xander (nervous laugh): "Sorry!" (to Anya) "Her clothes are... invisible... too. Buffy, how did this hap... wait a sec, have you been feeling... ignored lately?"
Invisible Buffy: "Yeah, ignored. I wish. No, this isn't a Marcie deal."
>(Willow gives a small vile to Xander)
Xander: "What is it?"
Willow: "Paint that I scraped off the fire hydrant."
(Xander follows her, studying the vile)
Xander: "What fire hydrant?" (clanking noise) "Ow!" (hops around on one foot, his other leg having been injured by walking into the invisible fire hydrant)
Willow: "That one."
>Xander: "Spike?" (Spike turns his head in alarm to look at Xander, he's in bed with Invisible Buffy) "What are you doing?"
Spike: "What am I... What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I?" (turns back to the bed, does a couple of what might look like push-ups, Invisible Buffy yelps)
Xander: "Exercising. Naked. In bed."
Spike: "A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. Gotta keep fit for the killing."
Xander (skeptical): "Yuh-huh. Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs. Mini-disaster area."
Spike: "So what, you just come here to criticize my housekeeping?"
>Invisible Buffy: "Wooo, wooo! Unidentified flying pizza, comin' in for a landing."
>Invisible Buffy: "Okay, play time's over."
Invisible Warren: "You haven't won yet, Slayer."
Invisible Buffy: "No, that part comes after I beat the snot out of you."
>Buffy: "So you three have, what, banded together to be pains in my ass?"
Warren: "We're your arch-nemesis's... ses. You may have beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time... um... next time..."
Jonathan: "Maybe not!" (throws something down in front of the Trio, it bursts into smoke)
Warren (O.S.): "What do you mean, it's locked? You were supposed to check it!"
Andrew (O.S.): "I forgot!" (smoke clears revealing the Trio standing next to the back door looking sheepish)
Buffy: "I give you my arch nemesis's... ses." (frowns)
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