-Giles: "Grave robbing. Well, that's new. Interesting."
Buffy: "I know you meant to say 'gross and disturbing'."
Giles: "Yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it...dammit."
-Buffy: "I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and woman have the babies."
-Buffy (re a vamp): "C'mon, Stephan, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting."
-Angel: "Is this a bad time?"
Buffy: "Are you crazy? You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You stomp or... yodel."
Angel: "I heard you were on the hunt."
Buffy: "I'm supposed to be, but... lazy bones here doesn't wanna come out and play."
-Angel: "Look, obviously I made a mistake coming here tonight." (turns and leaves)
Buffy: "Oh, no you don't. You can't just turn and walk away from me like that." (starts following him) "It takes more than that to get rid of me." (She falls into an open grave with an empty coffin at the bottom)
-Buffy (to Giles): "Then if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might wanna leave off the 'idiot' part. Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
Xander: "Hmm, it actually kinda turns me on." (looks at Buffy)
Buffy (to Xander): "I fear you."
-Buffy: "Add it up and it all spells 'duh.'"
-Cordelia: "Hello! Can we deal with my pain, please?"
Giles: "There, there." (He pats her on the shoulder and continues up into the stacks)
-Cordelia: "Darn, I have cheerleader practice tonight. Boy, I wish I knew we were gonna be digging up dead people sooner. I would've canceled."
Xander: "Alright, but if you come across the army of zombies, can you page us before they eat your flesh?"
(Cordelia huffs and leaves the library)
Giles: "Xander?"
Xander: "Huh?"
Giles: "Zombies don't eat the flesh of the living."
Xander: "Yeah, I knew that. But did you see the look on her face?"
-Willow: "By the way, are we hoping to find a body, or no body?"
Xander: "Call me an optimist, but I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold doubloons."
-Xander: "So, both coffins are empty. That makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies."
Willow: "Is it an army if you just have three?"
Buffy: "Zombie drill team then."
-Cordelia: "Why are these terrible things always happeing to me?"
Xander: "Karma!" (coughs to cover it)
-Angel: "Well, what I saw didn't add up to three whole girls. I think they kept some parts."
Buffy: "Could this get yuckier?"
Willow: "They probably kept the other parts to eat."
Buffy: "Question answered."
-Xander (to Cordelia in mock disappointment): "You have to go? Aw, too bad. Keep in touch. Buh-bye."
-Buffy: "She's a technopagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop."
-Ms. Calendar: "Is this your normal strategy for a first date? Dissing my country's national pastime?"
Giles: "Did you just say 'date?'"
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