Anya: "Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch."
Xander: "Please, she-" (pauses) "Really?"
Anya: "Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."
>Willow: "So, uh, the burger was good? You like it?"
Dawn (smiling): "Are you kidding? It was like a meat party in my mouth." (pauses) "Okay, now I'm just a kid, and even I know that came out wrong."
>Spike (to Buffy): "Someone should teach you how to use candles in foreplay, luv."
>Spike: "Now, I admit it. You've had me by the short hairs. I love you. You know it. But I got my rocks back. You felt something last night."
Buffy: "Not love."
Spike: "Not yet. But I'm in your system now. You're gonna crave me, like I crave blood. And the next time you come crawling, if you don't stop being such a bitch, maybe i will bite you."
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