Spike: "I thought they were demons."
Buffy: "Way to go with the keen observations, Jessica Fletcher."
Spike (glares): "Remind me not to help you."
Buffy: "More often?"
Spike: "Hey. Littly sympathy for the man with the migraine here, can we?"
Buffy: "Well, that's what you get for attacking a human."
Spike: "Yeah. You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so I could attack criminals and that sort."
Buffy (sarcastically): "Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten."
>(Warren produces a small blowtorch and begins cutting the glass case)
Andrew: "See, that's cool. How come he gets to play with all the cool stuff?"
Jonathan: "Because I'm allergic to methane and you're still afraid of hot things."
Andrew (pouty): "I know."
Jonathan: "Besides, the tank kept making both of us tip over, remember?"
>Amy (to Willow): "The whole school?" (Willow nods) "By a giant snake thing." (nods) "Okay, still adjusting. Hi Buffy."
Buffy: "Hi. How've you been?"
Amy: "Rat. You?"
Buffy: "Dead."
Amy: "Oh."
>Amy: "It's crazy, all the things that've happened since I went away."
Buffy: "No kidding."
Amy: "Snyder got eaten by a snake... high school got destroyed..."
Buffy: "Oh, Gatorade has a new flavor. Blue."
Amy: "See? Head spinning. People getting frozen... Willow's dating girls... and did you hear about Tom and Nicole?!"
>Xander (looking at a book): "Aha! I got it! Uh, here's our villian right here!" (gets a look from Buffy and Anya) "What?"
Anya: "That's a D&D manual, sweetie."
>Anya: "Well, those are the ones you have to watch out for the most. Responsible types."
Buffy: "Right, she might go crazy and start alphabetizing everything."
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