Anya: "An angel."
Dawn: "Oh. Shouldn't you have wings?"
Anya: "Oh no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate abound with perfect hair fighting crime."
>Willow: "If I see one more idiot that thinks witches are all hairy moles and rotted teeth-"
Witchy-Poo: "Excuse me, do you have any candy corn?"
(Willow and Dawn look down to see a tiny little girl dressed in a witch costume)
Willow: "Oh, look at you!" (kneels by the girl) "You are just the cutest thing!"
Dawn: "I-I thought you said-"
Willow: "I know, but look, with the hat, and the, the wart!" (smiles) "Oh! Let's go fill your tummy up with sugary niblets, okay?"
>Spike: "It's not like I don't already have plans. Great Pumkin's on in twenty."
>Buffy: "What happened to Xander?"
Giles: "He kept poking me with his hook. I sent him over to charmed objects. With any luck he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a 50 foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates."
>Giles: "Brooms all around, then."
Willow: "Or I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation, it'll be like Fantasia."
Giles: "We all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey." (gives her a broom & dustpan)
Willow: "I think I'm a little more adept than a cartoon mouse."
>(Quietly to Giles re Anya & Xander getting engaged)
Buffy: "Did you know about this?"
Giles: "No. Unless I blocked it from my memory," (glances at Xander & Anya) "much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue." (removes his glasses and begins to clean them)
Buffy (shocked): "Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?"
Giles: "Tell no one."
>Buffy: "Seems like only yesterday you had to pay a girl to date you."
Xander: "Like I'd ever pay." (snickers nervously) "Define date?"
>(The cemetery; dark and foggy)
Giles: "Mist... cemetery... Halloween. Should end well." (He trips on something, falls on his face out of the shot; after a moment he reappears) "Bloody brilliant."
>Buffy: "Hey, didn't anyone come here to just make out?" (One guy & girl in the back, not vamps, raise their hands) "Aw, that's sweet. You run." (they book it; to a vamp) "You scream."
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