Xander: "Uh, actually, you won't be building so much as lifting and toting."
Buffy: "Toting?"
Xander: "It's just a temp gig, Buff. You know, unless it tanks. Since you're not union, I had to call in a few favors to get you on a crew."
Buffy: "Well, I appreciate it. Muchly. You saved me from having to accept Giles' offer to work at the Magic Box. I mean, retail? Yeee. I'd rather be dead. Again."
>Buffy: "Maybe it was lint." (excited) "Maybe it was evil lint."
>Spike: "So you, uh, just what? Gonna let this whoever play you till it figures out what kills you?"
Buffy: "Giles is working on it."
Spike (laughs): "Oh, good, 'cause Giles wields the mighty force of library books."
>Spike: "I'm in. Everybody okay with that?"
Loose-Skinned Demon: "Ante up." (All of them except Spike put a kitten on the table)
Buffy: "You play for kittens?!"
Spike: "So, who's gonna advance me a tiny tabby, get me started?" (the demons all look away casually) "Come on, someone's gotta stake me."
Buffy (grinning): "I'll do it!" (Spike gives her a look) "What, you thought I was just gonna let that lie there?"
>Buffy (to Spike): "What? I'm not getting into a bar fight! I'll beat 'em up for information, great, but not to defend your right to gamble for kittens! Which, by the way, is stupid currency."
Green Demon: "They're delicious!" (other demons nod)
Spike: "Come on, Slayer, a big fight's just what you need."
Buffy: "Forget it. I'm not playing by anyone else's rules anymore." (gets up) "I'm done." (staggers drunkenly over to the table, opens the basket and tips it over, setting the kittens free)
Demon: "Hey, I won those two!"
Buffy: "Be free, kittens!"
>Giles: "This is, um... I..." (takes out a folded piece of paper) "It's for you."
Buffy (takes it): "A check?" (unfolds it, looks at the amount, looks stunned) "This is, is too much, I can't take it."
Giles: "Well, tear it up then." (reaches for it)
Buffy (snatches it away): "No! I was just being polite. I'm taking the money."
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