Tara (panting): "I thought the big ones were supposed to tire more easily."
Spike: "No, that's over-the-hill shopkeepers."
Giles (panting): "I'm fine. I just need to... to die for a minute."
Spike (to Tara): "It was that powder you blew at him made him rabbit off."
Tara: "It's sorbis root, it was supposed to confuse him, but... it just kinda made him peppy. It's not suppose to mix with anything, you think he might be taking prescription medication?"
Spike (sarcastic): "Yeah, that must be it."
Giles: "Good god, I hope he doesn't try to operate any heavy machinery." (He & Spike laugh)
>Xander: "Okay, when I'm marveling at the immaturity... be scared."
>Anya (re the Buffy Bot): "You know, she's not the descendant of a long line of mystical warriors. She's the descendant of a toaster oven."
>Willow: "You really think we'd let you get away with that?"
Giles (smiles): "I was trying to avoid a scene, really."
(Dawn holds a greeting card; Willow a large sign with the words "Bon Voyage Giles!" inside a heart, with balloons attached to the corners)
Willow: "Like we'd make a scene."
>Xander: "Demons! Ah. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us."
>Xander (to Willow): "And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?"
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