Willow: "I-I don't think a docter's what Buffy needs right now."
Spike: "Well, yeah, especially not one who also happens to be Glory."
Giles: "What do you mean?"
Spike: "You know. Ben is Glory."
Willow (frowns): "You mean... Ben's with Glory?"
Xander: "With in what sense?"
Anya: "They're working together?"
Spike: "No. No. Ben is Glory. Glory's Ben. They're one and the same." (Everyone just looks confused)
Anya: "When did all this happen?"
Spike: "Not one hour ago! Right here, before your very eyes! Ben came, he turned into Glory, snatched the kid, and pfft! Vanished, remember? You do remember...? Is everyone here very stoned?"
>Spike: "Found Ben's room at Glory's. Didn't learn much."
Xander: "Wait, wait, wait. Ben? At Glory's? You're saying all this time he's been subletting from her?"
Spike: "This... is gonna be worth it." (bitch-slaps Xander upside the head)
Spike/Xander: "Ow!!"
>Glory: "Funny. 'Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of... and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shotting up... shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. 'Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts."
>Xander (suddenly): "Ben's Glory!"
Doc: "Who's what?"
Spike: "Look at this. Special Ed remembers."
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