Anya: "Piano!"
Xander: "Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time! No wait, that-that was a rocket launcher." (turns to Anya) "Ahn, what are you talking about?"
Anya: "We should drop a piano on her. Well, it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment."
Giles (rolls his eyes): "Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing tunnel on the side of a mountain."
>Anya: "Shouldn't somebody be asking, Are we there yet? Isn't that what small entertaining children do?"
Dawn: "That kinda only works if you know where you're going."
Anya: "Do we know where we're going yet?"
Spike: "We'd already be somewhere if Captain Slowpoke would give up the wheel. Hey! Gramps! Bloody step on it!"
Giles: "Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power."
>Buffy: "I'm the Slayer. The chosen one. All mythic and defender-y. Evil nasties are supposed to flee from me. Not the other way around."
Dawn: "You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace."
Buffy: "Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the big scaredy runaway."
Dawn (sits beside Buffy): "It's the most amazing thing anyone's ever done for me."
Buffy: "It just keeps coming. Glory... Riley... Tara... Mom."
Dawn: "I know. But there's a bright side."
Buffy: "There is?"
Dawn: "At least things can't get any crazier. Right?"
(Suddenly they both jump as an arrow shoots through the window and lands in the wall a little ways from Buffy's head)
Buffy: "You know this is your fault for saying that."
>Giles: "Weapons?"
Spike: "Hello! You're driving one!"
Willow: "Don't hit the horses!"
Buffy: "Oh, we won't!" (moves up next to Giles) "Aim for the horsies."
>Buffy (upset): "She doesn't remember anything about being this key you're all looking for. The only thing that she remembers is growing up with a mother, and a sister that love her. What kind of god would demand her life for something that she has no control over?"
>Dawn: "Destroyer of the universe." (pause) "I guess cutting school doesn't seem so bad now, huh?"
>Ben: "I don't have to. I just know that sometimes terrible things happen to good people. It shouldn't, but... it does."
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