-Buffy (to Angel): "Come on. Kick my ass."
-Willow: "I'm thinking. 'Use the Force, Luke.'"
Xander: "Do I even have to dignify that with a guess?"
-Xander: "Well, what else do you wanna do? We already played rock, paper, scissors. My hands cramped up."
Willow: "Well, yes, if you're always scissors of course your tendons are gonna strain..."
-Xander: "You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!"
-Xander: "Yo! G-man! What's up?"
Giles: "Nice to see you. And don't ever call me that."
-Xander: "We're still the undead's favorite party town."
-Xander (to Buffy): "Oh, c'mon, you can tell us. We're your bosom friends! The friends of your bosom!"
-Buffy (to Angel): "So, some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu!"
-Buffy: "Willow, grow up. Not everything is about kissing."
Xander: "Yeah. Some stuff's about groping."
-Cordelia: "Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers."
Buffy (to Xander): "Was that an insult?"
Xander: "Kinda lacked punch."
Willow: "The Three Musketeers were cool."
Cordelia: "I see your point."
Xander: "I woulda gone with Stooges."
-Buffy: "Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm the Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron." (exits)
Xander: "Now, that was a good insult."
-Cordelia: "Buffy. You're really campaining for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?"
Buffy: "As defending champion, you nervous?"
-Angel: "Why are you ridin me?"
Buffy: "Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire." (gets a look) "Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?"
-Absalom: "Your day is done, girl. I'll grind you into a sticky paste, and hear you beg before I smash in your face."
Buffy: "So, are you gonna kill me or are we just making small talk?"
-Giles: "What are you gonna do? Crawl inside a cave for the rest of your life?"
Buffy: "Would it have cable?"
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