-Buffy: "Gee, can you vague that up for me?"
-Cordelia: "God, what is your childhood trauma!?"
-Joyce: "Buffy..."
Buffy: "I'm up, Mom."
Joyce: "Don't want to be late for your first day."
Buffy: "No...wouldn't want that..."
-Joyce (to Buffy): "Now, you have a good time. I know you'll make friends right away. Think positive. And honey...try not to get kicked out."
-Xander (racing along on his skateboard): "Coming through...coming through...not certain how to stop."
-Xander: "Willow! You're so very much the person I wanted to see."
Willow: "Really?"
Xander: "Yeah. You know, I kind of had a problem with the math."
Willow: "Which part?"
Xander: "The math. Can you help me tonight? Please? Be my study buddy?"
Willow: "Well, what's in it for me?"
Xander: "A shiney nickel..."
-Xander (re a book): "Check it out?"
Willow: "From the library. Where the books live."
-Xander (to Buffy): "Can I have you? Uh...can I help you?"
-Xander: Maybe I'll see you around. Maybe at school, since we both...go there..."
Buffy: "Great. Nice to meet you."
Xander: "'We both go to school...' Very suave. Very not pathetic."
-Cordelia (to Buffy): "I would kill to live in L.A. That close to that many shoes."
-Willow: "But aren't you...hanging with Cordelia?"
Buffy: "I can't do both?"
Willow: "Not legally."
-Xander (re the stake that fell out of Buffy's bag): "The only thing I can figure is that you're building a really little fence."
-Buffy (to Giles): "Isn't that bizzare? Aren't you just going, 'Ooooh...'"
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