Spike (high voice): "How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?" (low voice) "No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth." (Rachel steps closer to Angel, he steps back warding her off with his hands) "No, not the hair! Never the hair!" (high voice) "But there must be someway I can show my appreciation." (low voice) "No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!" (high voice) "I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so -" (low voice) "Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!"
>>Oz: "Hello, LA.."
Cordelia: "Oz? Oh, my god. Oz. It's so good to see you. Good old Oz! Oz." (turns to Doyle and points at Oz) "Oz!"
Doyle: "Let me just take a stab at it, you'd be Oz?"
Oz: "Good guess."
Cordelia: "This is so cool! I mean, here you are in LA, and you're the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale."
Oz: "It's a burden, but I manage."
>>Cordelia: "Oh, this is Doyle. He - air quote - works here."
>>Doyle (re Angel): "He's the detective."
Oz: "Does he have a hat and gun?"
Cordelia; "Just fangs."
Oz: "Well, that works."
>>Angel: "Oz."
Oz: "Hey."
Angel: "Nice surprise."
Oz: "Thanks."
Angel: "Staying long?"
Oz: "Few days."
Doyle: "Are they always like this?"
Oz: "No, we're usually laconic."
>>Cordlia (re Doyle): "He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink at the pub."
>>Cordelia: "I think the trick is laying of the ale before you start quoting Angela's Ashes and weeping like a baby man."
Doyle: "Hey, that's a good book."
Cordelia: "So I've heard. But I doubt that the main characters are Betty and Barney Rubble as you so vehemently insisted last night. Also I don't think Oz appreciated being called my little Bam-bam all night."
>>Cordelia: "When you are done giving the place the Johnny Depp once-over, I hope you have the cash to pay for all of this."
Spike: "Cordelia. Love the hair."
Cordelia: "Wish I coould say the same."
>>Spike: "To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase, duh!"
>>Oz (re Angel): "He's very pale. Paler than most people."
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