| Heero's Missing Gun |
| Our story starts out with Heero. Heero: � He was sent on a mission. Person: Kill Relena. Heero: �Mission accepted. He went to the Sanc Kingdom, to the school / house of Relena, in the middle of the night. Went to Relena�s ugly pink room to kill her. Heero jimmied the window and got in. Crept up to her bed and was about to pull his gun when she woke up! Oh no! Heehee! Relena: What devilishly handsome man has awoken me from my sleep? Heero: Arg. Relena: Have you come to make hot wild love to me all night long?! *makes dramatic hand gestures* Heero: *blink, blink* Heero: No. I�m going to kill you. Heero reaches behind his back to pull out his gun to pull out his guy and Relena screams. Relena: AHHHHHHHH! While Relena is screaming Heero is still fishing around for his gun. Relena: AHHHHHHHH! Heero is STILL looking for his gun in his vortex. Relena: hhhh� What ARE you doing? Heero: *ignore* Relena: Some assassin you are! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Heero: *checks tags of shorts* Aw, *uck! I wore the wrong pair of spandex shorts today. Relena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Heero: *Yuy death glare* Relena: HAHA� AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh� Relena spontaneously combusts with the Yuy death glare. Heero: *looking at ashes* Mission complete. *grins* *walks away* I think that I should separate my casual and work spandex in different drawers�. |
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