Are you bored with the current state of entertainment? I am. I'm sick of boring heavyweight boxing where 2 fat guys play patty-cake so they can last all 12. I'm sick of these washed up losers in pro wrestling who think they know how to wrestle (The Rock, Undertaker, Goldberg) getting all the air time. What we need a tv show that puts a monster of a person in a ring with some poor defenceless twat. What we need is:
You know who is gunna win these fights, and you know it's gunna be good. Here are a few of my ideas:
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An aikido master versus a cripple, this has fun written all over it.
What will will say when seagal breaks him apart
from his pinky toes to his adam's apple, maybe:
"o-h no-o owwwe, thi-is hurts"
and then Seagal would reply:
"God started the job, I just finished it"
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I think it should start off with a clothesline, which will decapitate her, then proceed with a full main event match with her dead body, then top it off by F-5ing her out of the ring into a tank of water. Now that is sports entertainment!!!
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He only wanted to use the bathroom, but they tried to run him out of town. Now he will pick them off one by one, silently and at the same time instilling fear into thier hearts. theydrewfirstblood!
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Ex-pro boxer turned wifebeater turned badass-actor up against an anorexic. I wonder who will win this one???
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