Canadiens Suck
this is just random shit on why i dont like Canadia
Commie
They are the communist neighbors to the north,
if you dont belive that they are commies look at their flag,
its sooooooo fucking commie.
Healthcare
Canadien Healthcare is horrible. All they do is
rave about how good thier healthcare is, and how
Americans have to pay for it. the doctor to patient
ration is obscenely small, but instead you get to be
treated by candy-stripers they are like nurses
that dont know anything, but are there to make you happy.
The War
Oh, by the way Canadia, thanks for the help in the war,
you fucking fair-weather friend. For christ sakes,
Romania sent troops.
Smokes
And Canadien cigarettes fucking suck too. They taste
like ass, smell like ass, have disgusting pictures on
them, are expensive, and are smaller.
I officially broke a canadien law
The Canadien Human Rights Act Section 13
is used to attack websites which promote hate
as defined in:
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Criminal Code Section 318 -
Every one who advocates or promotes genocide is guilty of
an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term
not exceeding five years.
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Criminal Code Section 319 -
Every one who, by communicating statements in any public place,
incites hatred against any identifiable group where such incitement
is likely to lead to a breach of the peace is guilty of ........
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Criminal Code Section 320
A judge who is satisfied by information on oath
that there are reasonable grounds for believing
that any publication, copies of which are kept for
sale or distribution in premises within the jurisdiction
of the court, is hate propaganda shall issue a warrant
under his hand authorizing seizure of the copies.
This website is soooo illegal in Canadia. Because I want all
Canadiens to fucking die.
Music
Let's face it, Canada's second rate in all that they do, and this is obvious when you look at their music. Come on, who's the best Canadian band ever? Rush? Maybe the Guess Who?
Now, let's have a look at the good ole U S of A. You've got Johnny Cash, Creedence, Guns N Roses, Aerosmith, KISS, Jeff Buckley, and the list goes on.
Hell, even the UK has better music than Canada, eh? Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, et cetera.
And what does Canada do to make up for this? They pass a FUCKING LAW!
"CRTC policies
The Broadcasting Act requires the CRTC to ensure that each "broadcasting undertaking . . . shall make maximum use, and in no case less than predominant use, of Canadian creative and other resources in the creation and presentation of programming" (unless the specialized nature of the service makes it impracticable). CRTC regulations require that 30% of the musical content of AM radio be Canadian. FM stations which play popular vocal music are required to meet the same 30% requirement, with lower Canadian content levels required of stations playing 35% or more instrumental music. Stations playing Traditional or Special Interest Music must play at least 10% Canadian Music and Ethnic Music stations 7%. A lower Canadian content requirement 25% of popular music selections is expected of licensees between 6:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. Monday through Friday, and the CRTC also expects a reasonably even distribution of Canadian selections throughout the day and through the broadcast week."
In layman's terms, these bastards passed a law saying that all stations in Canada must play music from Canadians at least 30% of the time. Why not pour some of your fucking socialist dollars into music programs so you don't just have B-rate knockoffs? Wouldn't that make a little more sense than passing a shitty law to deliberately NOT play music that people like? Yeah, I rest my case.
Last modified: Tue Sep 16 12:40:00 EDT 2003