If you've ever met Robert you have probably heard his complaints of boybands...more specifically, of Nsync. Well, Robert's hate began back in the early days of Nsync...when he was an actual member of the band! Robert joined in the early days of the band when they visited his home town to perform a concert. After he was immediatly accepted as a member, he was then given a "boy band identity." When the fat sweedish man robert lovingly called "daddy" told robert that he would be "The one who wears hats" like A.J. of The Backstreet Boys, Robert fell into a deep depression. "I told daddy [Fat Sweedish Man] when I first joined that I felt hats limited my abiities as an artist. The fact that he cast my needs aside and forced my talents to be wasted away made me question my love for him." After seven long months, Robert finally quit the band. As you can see in the picture on the left, Robert never felt as if the hats made him "fit in" as a member. He went on to form his own band a few months later who are now very very very famous. Hedish Connor, their manager, predicted this back when she first met Robert and is now a multi-millionaire.. (but she still chooses to live in a cardboard box outside robert's mansion.)
--By Kinko, the kid loving clown. |
