SPAZ
SPAZ
SPAZ
SPAZ
Kristin, oh Kristin... how do I love thee?
So mysterious, is your hair curly or straight?
When we meet downstairs you are only sometimes late...
You are the best synchronized swimmer around,
and when you UH!, it's the most beautiful sound...
Thanks for being such bossy foo,
because without you I wouldn't know what to do!
Is Kristin a spaz, dork, or geek?
Well it depends on the day of the week...
EVERYDAY!
She is a chap-a-holic for life,
and is awesome with a knife........
BELL PEPPERS!
She is my best friend you know,
and holy shit can that bitch sew!
GO SWANS!
KRISTIN
mess with this girl?? you're a fool!!
she's so bossy and knows her talent...
drool.
kristin, kristin, kristin
i think her second talent would be...
bitchin!
she works at a restaurant...
and will bring you your food with a smile.
unless it's what you want.
BONELESS BUFFALO WINGS PLEASE
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she's rough, she's tough...
she's real mean stuff!
you've seen her at the rec trying to get buff...
WHICH WAY TO THE GUN SHOW??
Kristin has no middle name,
and touching her face will bring her pain. Do not go near her if you dislike drool,
because around her it will make a pool.
There once was a girl named Kristin...
and no matter what, she wouldn't listen.
I tell her and tell her... go to class!
But that girl just turns to me and says, "ass."
So she told me the weather prediction,
and I wore long sleeves just to cause tension.
I can't beleive it, she's finally cracked...
she goes to a tanning bed and should be smacked.
have you heard of mellanoma?
a poem about... kristin equal sign hebert
make her laugh and she'll loose strength in her legs,
jessica wants her to get up so badly she begs!
do a silent "dad laugh" and you'll see the effect,
tears that roll down her cheeks and neck.
jarrod says she's turned bitchy all of a sudden...
oooh honey, that's nothin!
i love you, you know,
come my lady, come come my lady!
DRUGS!
the end.
Kristin is my best friend.
Running can make her laugh.
Insisting we do it HER way.
Stupid? Nah.
True to her black roots.
Isn't she funny?
Needs to drink filtered water.
she looks like ET in her red hooded sweatshirt...
and like on sesame street, i'm ernie, she's bert.
(ANAL AND CLEAN)
I remember her living on Chaple Ridge Lane...
following Gilad's instructions made us insane!
(CORN & PEA WEIGHTS
take me home...
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