Happy Birthday
Crystal Shea!!!
This page is dedicated to my best friend Crystal Shea!! I miss you... this is kinda just a page filled with a bunch of inside jokes and stuipd stories... if you've seen how stupid the two of use are together, you'll probably get it. 
We love the Sweedeish Chef... bork bork bork... verdi ver........ hey, are we ever gonna make our t-shirts? ha ha ha
OH MY WORD... if you weren't able to save your hamster... go check this website out.
Crystal worked at Fresh Pickin's and would always have fruit and veggies at her place... you know, when I think about it... Crystal worked alot. At one point she was working at Fresh Pickin's, KartRanch, and a Vetinary Clinic..... what did I do while she was at work?? sleep...
THE COMEDY VIDEO
Bored?? Us?? NEVER... we had the comedy video to supply countles hours of entertainment... here are a few lines that still make us laugh:
--NO STARS! NO STARS!
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-Hi is mommy...hi is mommy...hi is mommy... don't marry white man.
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-Pink Plastic Spoons
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Loose ball foul Rodman... Rodman with the tip in. (the ONLY part my dad laughed at)
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I'd like a couple of gerbils...don't ask.
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-Hey man... now we don't have to cross the street.
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Paul Pankermonkey!!!!!!
I really think one of the funnest things we would do was go to various stores (Super K-Mart, Walmart, WinnDixie, etc...) and see how far we could actually go before getting asked to leave. 
(IS THAT UNDERWEAR ON YOUR HEAD CRYSTAL??)
Busniness Computer Applications Advanced...
This is where it all started...
Crystal and I met in Mrs. Lagrange's 1st period Computer Class my Junior year of High School at St. Thomas More Catholic High School, Lafayette, LA. Yeah, our teacher HATED US.  We started out sitting near eachother...but eventually our teacher has to seperate us.  We retaliated by emailing eachother about 20 times in a one hour class period. There were so many things I'd get in trouble for---- being accused of playing on the internet... NO! My powerpoint presentation was just THAT GOOD! Then that "smart guy" who sat in my row... oh my word, he pissed me off.  He never had to take any of hte typing quizes because he was just that smart. no, shut up. I complained everyday to the teacher that I just thought that was UNFAIR. Just cause he sat at home and played on his stupid computer making webpages or something gay like that doesn't mean.... hey, wait a second. nevermind...........  ANYWAYS, then... how can we forget, that one guy... waht the hell is his name. Anyways, he HATED ME but he was stuck next to me. HA HA HA. I used to talk to him (against his will) about smurfs and other random shit that I found funny.....I think his name started with a B..... and then the guy who sat on the other side of me. he liked wrestling. i told him everyday that i just didn't care about wrestling. HE HAD  TO SHOW ME EVERYDAMNDAY HIS STUPID WRESTLING PICTURES. of course now i would probably find them interesting.... HA... remember JENNIFER HOMO? And then Ellen, the God lover... let me tell you guys, she really loves God.  Speaking of God, every Thursday after this class is when we would have Mass.... of course Crystal influenced me to stop singing with the other Music Ministry people (yeah, I was involved in church stuff then) and come sit in the back with her... you're such a bad influence!!! I think she just liked that Ms. McGrath would come by and talk to me every time... I WAS her favorite student.... she told me that, I swear. She called me giggles :-)....... and then, oh my word, how could i forget.... THE SQUIRREL!!!!!! I laughed so hard, I thought LaGrange was going to kick me out... those damn powerpoint presentations were about the coolest things I had ever done... they looked just like my webapges... just on a powerpoint. I always put things I thought was funny... Mrs. LaGrange never seemed to appreciate them as much as Crystal and I did..... I just remembered the smuf guys' name.... BRENT LYONS!!!!!!!
Okay so I know your birthday was April 8th... I really do... but I just havn't been able to think of anything I could do for your birthday considering I have NO MONEY and we don't live in the same state... but I made this page for you, for now!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
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