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Friday, November 03, 2006
No Weather
The White House announced today that there will be NO WEATHER between November 7 and Thanksgiving. Since the President recently claimed all air space above our heads and around the world for the United States due to our long history of exploring space, it became obvious that a closer examination of the vast field is necessary. During the above indicated time slot, NASA will conduct extensive maneouvres among the blinking stars to gather more data in case of visits by European nations and Russia. These nations revealed that they too will seek some space in space.
Herr Bush does not believe that Angela Merkel (CDU) will dispatch some Wernher von Braun designed V-1 & V-2 missiles, as was done on June 13, 1944, equipped with a 1,870 pound and 2,000 pound payload, respectively. American weather forecasters will be meeting next week in Washington to discuss any further disruptions in WEATHER.
Opa.