| "Last Dinner" by Harold Dawson |
| Parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach |
| Cut my steak into pieces This is my last dinner Stuffing face and still eating Hope that I don't bite my tongue 'til it's bleeding This is my last dinner Cut my steak into pieces This is my last dinner Stuffing face and still eating Hope that I don't bite my tongue 'til it's bleeding But I don't even care, cuz I'm not greedy Would it be wrong, would it be right? If I made a steak tonight? Chances are that I might Baked potato or french fries? And I'm bakin' sweet potato pie! Cuz I'm cooking my steak And baking my pie No you can't have none, cuz it's all mine Cooking my steak Baking my pie No you can't have none, cuz it's all mine I never realized steak could be so easy It's just so tender and a little bit greasy Grill it, with barbecue sauce and Season-All, then Throw it on a plate and then I can dig in. It all started when I got my hunger No food in the house and no food in the cupboard Searching to find food that could get energy high Finding steak and sweet potato pie Cuz I'm cooking my steak And baking my pie No you can't have none, cuz it's all mine Cooking my steak Baking my pie No you can't have none, cuz it's all mine Nothing can stop me in my mind I'm baking and I'm frying I'm frying I'm frying I'm frying I'm frying My Steak To Perfection Today Cut my pie into pieces This is my last dinner Stuffed my face but still eating Don't give a fuck if I'm hypoglycemic Would it be wrong, would it be right? If I bake a pie tonight? Chances are that I might. Sweet potato sounds just right So I'm baking sweet potato pie! Cuz I'm cooking my steak And baking my pie No you can't have none, cuz it's all mine Cooking my steak Baking my pie No you can't have none, cuz it's all mine Nothing can stop me in my mind I'm baking and I'm frying My Steak To Perfection Today And I'm baking My own homemade Sweet potato PIE!! |