| "Me and My DDR" By Harold Dawson Parody of "Politically Correct" by SR-71 |
| Well I don't mean to piss you off By playing this game And if you don't know what it's called Then I'll tell you it's name But you have time to draw your own conclusion And it's called Dance Dance Revolution This song's stuck in your head So you have to buy the soundtrack And the arrows are on the screen But you don't know where to step at And the dance pads are so sensitive To any floor vibration I'm still not sweatiing So I'll keep on dancing When I play my DDR I can play it all day And if you were a little smart You'd stay out of my way There's nothing I want to do more Than going to play "Drop The Bomb" Because it is a real good song And I can get my groove on I just don't have time to mess up on the little double steps I just keep on dancing And they keep applauding And when I play my DDR I can get really mad And if you don't know how to play Then stay off the dance pad And if you play my way You will save more energy But you will never be able to beat me! You step a little to the left and then the right And then you have to jump on both sides You look a little like a fool in the spotlight A little drunk and hypnotized So then you play until you get perfection "A's" will come in time Cuz after all that's what this idea was founded on To keep on playing just get in line Tell me, Why is this game so planned in my day? I cannot go anywhere without a play Did "Paranoia" got an "A" I don't mean to DDR But I'm going to anyway Cuz it's implanted in my head For me to go and play And I don't mean to piss you off With the game I play But if you wanna know the truth I could play this all day! |