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| Attila- the German Gay Lover Biggot cabbie- a bigot, once had a relationship with Kathie "I said get out of my cab! You Serbian bastard!" Brett Sudelman- an agent Chickenlady- a freak, friend of the Bearded Lady "I'm a little thursty. Could I go drink out of your toilet?" Christine- clubhopper, friend of Raj "Listen we need to get an exorcist I here and this time I'm serious." Darril- Belgian , likes Mozart, has a painting show, a bad waiter,a momma's boy, and sees a tiny ompah band when he daydreams "Now the thing is we don't want the tumor to big, we don't want to steal forcus from the mountains." Doug Terrence- Bobby's dad "You want to know how he sold me the seventh by giving me number eight for free." Emily- resembles Tanya, was in the sketches Butt Freak, Flim Buff and Cabbage Head Wants A Date "They're both having anal sex!" Gavin's mom- his mother "I'll call you back, Gavin just ate a fish." Gerald- a businessman "You mean a quick hump, don't you Gerald?" Herman Muderchuck- bassplayer for Armada "Zoom, zoom, zoom." Hillary- old lady "That's the Flying Pig's weee." Leslie- a vampire fag Malanie- schoolgirl with braces "Wow sounds cool." "Now he'll never know how much I love him!" Mississippi Gary- blues man, dated Kathie "Smokin' on a night train chewing on a jelly roll..." Mr.Tisic- a headcrusher "Hail to you wretched bike courier on streets of shame coking on car exhast just trying to carve out that piece of the American dream. I pity you. And I crush you!" Nina Spudkneeyak- talkshow host & news woman "Shouldn't someone stay sober incase one of us has to opperate a fire extinguisher or something?" Billy Bicks- old man, please, please, please guy "Oh please, please, please don't shut off my cable. It's all I got,eh? That and smokes and i've already cut them down to two packs a day." Satan- Satan "Atlast a show for me. A show that speaks to me. That was great. Oh the Golden Girls." Sherisse- white trash woman "How could you sleep with my best friend and then tell me about it?" Art Collecter/ Shirling Guy- man from Cheap Crappy Art and Exhabition Shirling "This guy goes to a bar somewhere, ya know and he watching some guys playing pool. And the next thing ya know he's painting some dogs playing pool." Street Singer- life is bad but at least he still has dignity "Let's boil the broom! Let's boil the broom!" Tanya- temp at AT&Love "I think I perfer cheesecake to sex." Tucker- not very smart, Chicken Lady's father Virgil Black- see Weston "Wait it can't be Pluto, Pluto's a cartoon." Jeff- see Gord "Now a lot of people would call him 'lardthroat'. Now that's very funny but it's also very cruel.' Axel- see Shona "Right on sister!" cop- a bad one "It's not. It's the sound my fridge makes." |