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| There's A Kangaroo On My Balcony |
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| Bobby Terrence- teenage rebel, friend to Baurer "My bed is spining hey the whole world is spining. I get it now, I understand. Mom, dad I'm taking up my pen." Bryce- art guy(Cheap, Crappy Art; Barrowed Art) "It took me alot of time...almost three hours." Cabbage Head- sexiest pig "My dad the farmer got drunk tried to harvest my head." Cancerboy- (see BrainCandy page) "Wow. Forget about the homerun. Let me at that whore." Chris Belamy- gets fired from his jobs cop- not very good at it "I thought it was one of those Blue Jays celebations." Forgetful guy- ya lost me "And he sent me coffee how gracious. Thank you! Thank you!" Don- businessman MC- announcer at clubs "Those wouldn't happen to be your donkeys outside would they?" Evan- sells shoes & sounds for Satan "I sell shoes! Thank you Santan!" Flying Pig- entertains people in life's many line-ups, was replaced by his son "Wow what a line. But don't worry look at me! Hey hey hey! Hee hee hee!" 45year old guy- he's hip, he's cool "Listen do you want to smoke a doobie with your old man?" Gavin- annoying kid "Mosquitoes only live for one day so if they skip breakfast I guess they had a bad childhood." Gerald- businessman "Gerald, Gerry, Ger, Guh..." Gord- salesman "Do I come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed?" Gordon- Fran's husband "Soup in a bag Fran? Soup in a bag?" " I went crazy I put cheese in my coffee." Janitor- janitor at A.T. & Love Kathy Lassiter- secretary at AT&Love "I'm so full of beans today!" Myra- Potatosalad lady "Mix, mix, stir, stir I married young it's all a blur!" Patron- he's a nuttybunny "I'm not irresponsible, I'm a nuttybunny!" Randy- male half of the perfect couple "What are you going to use to repersent a Lakers game?" Rod Tonfulson- drummer for Armada "Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my lydrosiston pills." Shona- Humanoid for Humanism "I use to wear pantyhose to do temp work but now I use them to fight sexism." Sid/Sue- white trash man, Sherisse's husband "But look how freakishly small my hands are." Stu- friend to the oversensitive guy Street Singer- life isn't good for them "Steak with dignity would be good, though." Tammy- pop singing sensation, was discovered by Buddy Cole "I'm not gonna spread for no roses!" |