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| WRESTLER PROFILES |
| Wrestler: Real Name: Hometown: Height & Weight: Trained by: Debut: Previous Gimmicks: Finishing Move: Favorite Moves: Notable Feuds: |
| Smarty Pants Josh Parker South Point, Ohio 6'2" - 235 lbs ? June 1998 The Blur The Ass Missile The Atomic Ass Missile The Screw Driver Prince Chad Walden Hott Damm Mr. Charisma Bleached Meat Crankshaft |
| - HCW World Heavyweight title defeating K-Dog (August 1998) - HCW World Tag Team titles w/ The End defeating Lard Ass w/ Wide Ass (April 2000) - HCW World Heavyweight title defeating Prince Chad Walden, Mad Dawg Layne, Bleached Meat, and The Mofo (September 2000) - HCW World Heavyweight title by self proclamation (July 24, 2001) - HCW World Tag Team titles w/ Mr. Charisma defeating Prince Chad Walden w/ Bleached Meat (July 24, 2001) |
| In The Beginning: - Played semi pro football in West Virginia and Ohio. Hecla Championship Wrestling (The Blur) - June 1998 Hecla Arena - Triple Threat 5: The Blur defeats The Slacker. - July 1998 Hecla Arena - HCW Lightning: Triple Hank w/ G-Spot and Prince Chad Walden w/ Smarty Pants (The hWo Dogg Pound) wrestle to time limit draw. - July 1998 Hecla Arena - HCW Lightning: The Blur defeats M.P. #1 via disqualification. - July 1998 Hecla Arena - Alcoholic Rumble 2: The Blur defeats All American Ron Browning, Hott Damm, M.P. #1, The Bear, Prince Chad Walden, The Slacker, Captain Insano, and Joey Vegas. - August 1998 Hecla Arena - HCW Lightning: The Blur defeats K-Dog for the HCW World Heavyweight title. Hecla Championship Wrestling (Smarty Pants) - August 1998 The Walden Center - Lethal Lottery: Hankins w/ Prince Chad Walden defeats The Blur w/ Captain Insano for the HCW World Tag Team titles. - August 1998 Hecla Arena - Triple Threat 6: The Blur defeats Prince Chad Walden and Hankins. - August 1999 Hecla Arena - Triple Threat 8: Prince Chad Walden defeats The Hank and The Blur. - November 1999 The Walden Center - Heclamania/Triple Threat 10: The Weirdo w/ The Behemoth defeats The Blur w/ Hippy Ripper. The Blur changes his name to Smarty Pants. Prince Chad Walden defeats Smarty Pants and The Hank for the HCW World Heavyweight title. - March 2000 Hecla Arena - HCW Lightning: G-Spot defeats Smarty Pants and The Mofo in a backyard match. - April 2000 Hecla Arena - Alcoholic Rumble 4: G-Spot defeats Smarty Pants. Prince Chad Walden defeats The Dirty Old Man, Crack Pipe, The Unabonger, The Mofo, Bleached Meat, Smarty Pants, Da Pretty Boy, and Wide Ass for the HCW World Heavyweight title. - April 2000 Hecla Arena - Lethal Lottery 2: Das Veirdo defeats Smarty Pants, Cash, and Blached Meat for the HCW World Heavyweight title. Smarty Pants w/ The End defeats Da Pretty Boy w/ Frosty (The Beautiful People). Smarty Pants w/ The End defeats Lard Ass w/ Wide Ass (The New Age Asses of Fear) for the HCW World Tag Team titles. - June 16, 2000 Gholson Superplex - Triple Threat 12: Das Veirdo defeats Smarty Pants and Wide Ass. - July 3, 2000 Hecla Arena - Card Subject To Change: Smarty Pants defeats The Mofo. - August 4, 2000 Hecla Arena - HCW Lightning: Smarty Pants defeats Prince Chad Walden. - August 10, 2000 Hecla Arena - HCW Lightning: Smarty Pants defeats Lazy Eyed Psycho. The Mofo joins Smarty Pants and Crankshaft to form Wrestlers Against Chad (W.A.C.). - September 2000 The Walden Center - Heclamania II/ Triple Threat 13: Prince Chad Walden, Smarty Pants, and Mad Dawg Layne wrestle to a no contest in the triple threat match. The match then becomes the main event. Smarty Pants defeats Prince Chad Walden, Mad Dawg Layne, Bleached Meat, and The Mofo for the HCW World Heavyweight title. - November 2000 Hecla Arena - Lethal Lottery 3: Smarty Pants defeats Dick. Smarty Pants defeats Frosty. Crankshaft defeats Smarty Pants for the HCW World Heavyweight title. - July 24, 2001 Hecla Arena - Alcoholic Rumble 6: Smarty Pants proclaims himself HCW World Heavyweight champion. Mr. Charisma w/ Smarty Pants (The Backdoor Bandits) defeats Prince Chad Walden and Bleached Meat for the HCW World Tag Team titles. - July 30, 2001 Hecla Arena - HCW Lightning: Smarty Pants defeats B-Town Bruiser - July 24, 2005 Hecla Arena - Heclamania III: Bleached Meat defeats Smarty Pants and Habu for the Ohio Valley Championship. - January 28, 2007 Wallace Memorial Fieldhouse - Heclapalooza 2: Smarty Pants helps give out the HCW Fantasy Football League awards. |
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