Name: Chris Hanney
Age: 18
Specialty: Astrophysics
Sidekick: Stuffed Cactuar
Contributions to Mathematics: The HannAmerica All-Pupose Formula
Quote: Shiver me Timbers!
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Comments: Some people ask me: "What's the whitest race of all?" And I tell them: "Mine, of course! No one is whiter than the Danish!" NOTE: This is not an endorsement of the caucasian race. (Nobody likes Whitey.)