| Singer Slut Mag Interview |
| IP Freely, Staff Writer Boil Anger is sitting across from me at Taco Bell here in LA. She eats the Chicken Zesty Bowl and drinks her Dr. Pepper, her favorite soft drink. "When I worked at Taco Bell in college, guys would order Dr. Pepper as Dr. Pecker. I read back an order once saying, 'Dr. Pecker,' and the guy left me $1 tip for having a sense of humor." I learn that she studied journalism and psychology, so she's smarter than the average singing ho. "Don't tell anyone! That'll ruin my plan!" she tells me. I ask what exactly her plan is, and she answers, " If I tell you, then I have to kill you." That sounds really unpleasant. On a lighter note, she tells me she recently bought her first mansion in her hometown of Stickit, IN. "My first home was nice - three bedrooms, a loft, and two and a half baths. But I sold it during the divorce. Besides, I could clean it myself. I wanted a bigger place to warrant getting a maid." On that note, I start the interview. Boil finally comes clean about her personal life near the end, so make sure you read the entire interview!!! |
| SSM: There was a lot of anger on your first record. There was some on your second. There's none on your third. What happened? BA: There's anger on my new CD - Skank. As for the other songs, they're more sexual. During Anger Boils, I was dating a celebrity and only wanted him. I had to fight over him, and I dumped him due to his own stupidity. Even after the break-up, he tried to move in with me and said he still wanted marriage. Story of my fucking life. The guy treats me like shit, and then he begs me to stay because he loves me. Well, they try the whole, "I'm better off without you!" routine until they see I'm not playing games - I'm dead serious. Anyway, on Boil's Still Here, I was dealing with the break-up. Hell, I even put on a song written to one of his x-girlfriends. But overall, being without the stress of the relationship was very uplifting. I felt he dragged me down. I went back to my first husband to give it one more shot. I realized why I left him in the first place, so I left him again. Now, I'm single and happy. SSM: It definately shows. You seem ready and willing to fuck whomever you want whenever you want. BA: But that's not really me. I have to love the guy - as atleast a friend - before I put out. Actually, most guys are too shy to make the first move. Lucky for them, I'm not! The guys that are too pushy are desperate, and I ignore them. If I flirt and they flirt back, then it's all good. SSM: So you flirt with guys all the time? BA: I don't knowingly chase after taken guys. I've asked out a couple not knowing they were taken, so I apologized afterwards. I'd never try to break up a relationship. But if they want to dump their girlfriend and move on before they do, I'm game. SSM: So, what do you think of the Singer Slut Mag Awards? You won sexiest slut singer for female and Nick Carter won male. So, do you agree with the results? BA: Damn straight I do! Nick can be my slut anytime. SSM: He's single and probably ready for a girlfriend. BA: Oh, I don't care if he makes me his girlfriend. I just want to fuck his brains out. SSM: Have you ever been to Who Wants to Marry Nick Carter? They're trying to find a wife for him. BA: Yeah, I have. I'm a member of that site because I love it so much. I can't believe everyone thinks Heather's the craziest manager. Then again, I can. Hell, she even pimped her own daughter. SSM: So would you pimp your own daughter? BA: Sure. Of course I'd rather have Nick and give Aaron to the little chick, but it's funny to pretend Nick will wait 16 years to marry. You never know. SSM: So do you write any songs to anyone specifically? BA: Yeah. Most of them are dedicated to a certain person or persons. SSM: What about Get Together? BA: Yeah, it's dedicated to some really hot, random guy - no one you know. SSM: Try me! BA: Fuck you! Next question, please. SSM: If you could go back in your past and change anything, what would it be? BA: I would go back and drop out of high school at age 16 so I could be just like Willa Ford. She's my fucking idol, and chasing after a boy is really much more important than putting your dreams and aspirations first. I mean, who cares about education when you'll make it as a singer? You know, since she made it so big, it was all worth it. The album debuted at #56 before falling off the charts, and only one single made the Top 40 - none of them in the Top 20. I'm in awe!!! I just can't wait to not buy her second album next year, since I didn't buy the first one, either. |
| SSM: You're being sarcastic, right? BA: Oh, no - not at all! Who would want to have a degree from a Big Ten University when you can be a Florida public school dropout?! I hear their edcucation system is really tops, too. I'm sure her honor-roll status at her ghetto high school really beats out my math GRE (Graduate Records Examination) score of 680. I bet she doesn't even know what GRE stands for. Hell, she doesn't even know what SAT (Standard Aptitude Test) stands for, since she never took that test! SMM: Hells fucking yeah! That's the Boil Anger we've all come to love and appreciate!!! BA: Damn straight. You New Yorkers crack me up with your hells yeahs. Anyway, you didn't think I was actually serious, did you? DAMN! I'm a professional punk ass! Besides, who wants to be an untalented whore? Before I had a record contract, I made it to #3 on TRL, which is higher than she made it once she had one. I was also much sexier and danced much better. Well, that goes without saying. One of the things I love about Matt is that he thinks she sucks and is trash. I'm not sure how much money she has, but she'll always be poor white trash to me. Britney and Christina - they're rich white trash now. Not one of them is educated, and it shows. Willa took her GED test - not to be confused with the GRE - and Britney doesn't even have that. She has fake hair, breasts, and a really bad singing voice, though. I can't stand those bitches - not any of them! They're so fucking trashy - my hairstylist and I rip on them all the time. We despise stuck-up fake prep bitches. SSM: There's that anger again! BA: Not really...just amusement. I think everyone's fucking sick of them. All except for Willa - no one's heard of her anyway. But those of us that have are sick of her. She's so pathetic - truly pathetic. She's nothing more than trash that can't be recycled. SSM: So it seems like you and Matt had some things in common. Do you see a reconciliation? BA: We never divorced to begin with. The whole "Boil Anger is single again!" is a complete lie, just as Columbia's lie that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson broke up. They thought it would help her sell more records, but she sold half what her first album did. It was funny how she was in the men's mags - you know, advertising to guys that don't buy pop music anyway - and then all of a sudden, she's engaged? Well, atleast I'm not going to lie to you, even if Craplantic does. I'm happily married. Those Nick Carter comments were merely tongue-in-cheek. SSM: So, you wouldn't fuck Nick? BA: Have you seen whom he's done? He says if he were a girl, he wouldn't date himself. That says something. He doesn't remember having two one-night-stands the same day - atleast not in the same day. Do you know how scary that is? He thinks he didn't, but he's not sure. And even if it wasn't two girls in the same day, it could've been two girls on separate days. Either he's had too many fucks or he's not smart enough to remember them. I don't need a walking STD as a fuck buddy or boyfriend! I have a daughter to raise, and I don't want to die of AIDS. He may use condoms, but they don't always work. I know quite a few people who are here thanks to them slipping off or breaking. Hell, one even broke on me once! SSM: Anything else you wanna say in closing? BA:. No. I've said enough to know I've said too much. I'm pretty sure since the cat is out of the bag - yes, this pussy is still married - my label will drop me. I just hope my fans will be supportive and appreciate my honesty. Then again, knowing I'm not their competition for Nick Carter may be reason enough for them to support me! Afterall, Matt says I'm the sexiest woman in the world, and your mag agrees. I'm the only real competition anyone had! |
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