| Iconoclast Interview |
| I.P. Red sat down with Boil Anger to talk with her about her life, her family, and her new album. The answers may surprise you! I called her on her phone so I wouldn't have to fly to Indiana to see her and ask questions. It was worth my long-distance bill! |
| IP Red: Who's your favorite singer? Boil Anger: Willa Ford! She's the best! Seriously, Mariah Carey and Madonna. IP: What are your influences for this record? BA: Just everyday life. Iconoclast is who I am. IP: Your last album, Brunette Ambition, was clearly named after a Madonna tour, Blond Ambition. Does that mean it's a tribute? BA: No. I'm sure her music has influenced me, but I also named "Boil's Still Here" after "Willa Was Here." I'd never do a tribute to her! IP: So what single are you releasing first? Can you tell me about the video? BA: I can't tell yoiu what the single will be, but I can say the video is tight! Peter Facinelli stars with me, and McG directs it. IP: There are rumors about you and Peter dating - any truth? BA: No, we're absolutely not daing. We're just fuck buddies. There's a big difference! IP: Do your spouses know? BA: No, I don't plan on them ever finding out. Matt never reads my interviews. I doubt Jennie will, too. IP: Well, you're taking a chance by sharing the info with us. Are you sure you want it published? BA: Yes! Peter is very good in the sack. Jennie should be proud she has such a good husband. IP: I'll leave that alone. Onto the next subject. Any plans to tour? BA: Yes, I'm planning to open for Nick Carter on his album-release tour. It should be after I give birth. IP: Do you plan to fuck him? BA: I know he's good in bed, so probably. It depends on Matt and Peter, too. If they're in the same town as me, I'll probably fuck them instead. However, they have kids to take care of. I can easily see Nick being my main fuck buddy. IP: You can't be serious! BA: Why the hell not? Guys play the field, so why can't I? IP: But you're married! You can't put Matt through that! BA: Oh, I wouldn't cheat on him. I just wanted to see if you'd buy my bullcrap. Please, don't edit that out. It's hilarious! IP: Of course not! We'll probably put one of those quotes on the front cover! BA: Fucking awesome, man! Oh, did you get the memo? Mariah is now my #1 favorite singer. IP: Yes, I got the memo. Please, explain why. |
| BA: When Madonna kissed the girls, I knew then she's all about shock value. Besides that, I don't like Madonna's last two albums, but I adore all of Mariah Carey's. I think Madonna's slipping in her old age. I also wish she'd raise her kids instead of hiring others to take them to the park. IP: So you can't relate to her? BA: Not at all. She's a fucking snob. She's afraid being a hands-on parent will make her mediocre, and that's her greatest fear. She's so worried about winning approval from the world, she neglects her family. I'm the complete opposite. The world can kiss my ass, whether I'm a platinum-selling singer or flipping hamburgers at McDonald's. And the type of people who insult others for working fast food aren't those I give two shits about. I pity those egotistical fools. IP: So you really don't care? BA: Hell no! I'm glad I met Matt when we were poor because I know he's with me for love, not money. When we took the vow for richer or poorer, I knew we meant it because we'd already been through the poorer part. IP: That's so sweet! BA: Good! I hope it makes up for my caustic jokes earlier. |
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