| Bitch Whore Magazine Interview |
| Bitch Whore Magazine Interview with Boil Anger September, 2001 Mike Hunt Boil Anger flew to New York City for the week, she said. Her good friend, Pop Slut, lives just an hour away, so they've been spending "quality time" together. "I think it's great that she finally got a record deal and is putting out an album! Before, she was just putting out, like me!" We sit here in her favorite restaurant for the interview - Taco Bell. "I've met SO many boyfriends working at Taco Bell, it HAS to be my favorite restuarant!" She gets the Pintos and Cheese - she's constipated and says, "Once I finish them, I'm on the toilet, shitting! Those beans make me regular - I LOVE them!" She's done with her shit. She's eating some grilled (rethermalized) steak tacos and discussing her career, former fast food jobs, and sex life. I LOVE being a journalist! Mike: So you and Pop Slut are very good friends. Do you feel any competition to outdo each other? Boil: The way I see it, I'm doing my own thing, she's doing her own thing. We each write our own songs, so it's not like we're competing with Britney, BSB, and NSync for Max Martin songs. We are each taking our own creative path. We are both extremely talented, but that doesn't mean we have to be virgins. I've had enough of them preaching their virginity while stripping on poles. What we're saying is, be a slut - get laid! Be happy about it, and be proud. Don't be a hypocrite and strip for the nation yet don't make love with someone you love in your own bedroom. Be true to yourself, and be damned proud of it! There's this bitch whore out there named Willa Ford - she's the worst! She said that teen pregnancy isn't good. Well, she dropped out of high school at 16 to follow her X around the nation. She was fucking him, and yet she says teen pregnancy is bad? Look, just because your boyfriend's rich enough to get you abortions if you get pregnant doesn't mean you can do that and then preach to other teen girls teen sex is wrong. Madonna never preached to anyone about abstinence - she sang about teenage pregnancy on Papa Don't Preach. Mike: So, you like Madonna? Boil: No - I LOVE Madonna! She's the best! If I could have any other's career except my own, I'd take hers. Everything that woman does is genious. That sex book was fabulous. I hope to have some tasteful nudes taken of me someday. I'll do my own book - fuck Playboy, Penthouse, and the other ones. It's my body, I want the money! Why should horny old guys get more money than me for my own pics? Including Sex, she's had a great career. I love her music and how she changes her songs with each album. Slutina Bitchilera cracks me up! She says she's a business woman and rags on Britney for doing more albums and not focusing on quality. Well, Christina did a Spanish album to exploit that genre! She's fake. Atleast she doesn't brag about being a virgin, though. She's all for women having sex and not letting the guys have the power. And she can rip on Britney all she wants - I can't stand her. Mike: So your next single is Anger Boils. Tell me about it. Boil: It's different than "Bad Ass Bitch," because I'm not as tough in this song. I show my vulnerable side a bit. It's about a girl in a relationship with a guy, and she's not feeling it, you know? So she's warning him about her temper. The anger will boil! I thought of it because my name is Boil Anger, and that means my anger boils. Not really, since I'm not the violent type. But it makes for smart marketing. I mean, who's going to call into the radio station saying, "I love that new song Anger Boils. Who sings it?" Everyone will know that Boil Anger sings it! You can't go wrong! Mike: What's the video about? Boil: The video is underwraps still. All I can say is that it'll be a lot better than my last video, and it won't get banned from MTV. But atleast I made some money off the sale of that video. That's not half-bad! I was able to buy myself a new car with that money! |
| Mike: What kind of car did you get? Boil: It's not polite to brag, but since you asked - a Grand Prix. I needed a good mid-size car to carry my little chick around in. There are too many dumbasses on the road, you know! Mike: So, your new album is coming out soon. What can we expect on there? Boil: Pop Slut and I will be dueting. We're writing the song now. It'll be tight! I'll also sing more about sex and other things in my life. I might even sing about my X-Husband and my other jobs! Mike: What other jobs? Obviously Taco Bell. Boil: Yeah - and McDonald's and being Joe Ritchie's full-time girlfriend. I had to drop out of high school to do that! That was by far the hardest job I ever had! After we broke up the 5th time, I went to college and got a degree. I met another guy, got married and divorced, and now Joe and I are back together. I guess it means we're meant to be!!! Mike: Wow! That's a really touching story. Are you going to include it on the upcoming album? You might get more fans if you show your softer side. Boil: Oh, hell no! Well, maybe. But I liked working fast food because there were lots of cool peeps working with me. I met a lot of friends, but I also met a lot of assholes - not only customers, but also employees. It's fun to rag on th assholes, though. Customers are just spoiled and stupid - I don't get it. They feel entitled to everything, and they richer they are, the worse they are! I'll take white trash over upper-middle class anyday! Well, there are stupid white trash, too. This Dave I worked with was really lazy and mean. He's say, "Andalay! Andalay! Andalay!" to the hard-working Mexicans, so I'd say under my breath, "Quiete! Chingate! Quiete!" Well, Noe said it aloud, and I doubled over with laughter! My face turned red! The funniest thing is that Dave knows no Spanish besides "Andalay!" so he agreed and laughed! Then I called him un pendejo gordo y estupido. We added puto and other choice words! He said, "Feliz Navidad!" Oh, man - it was a good laugh!!! Jay couldn't control himself - no one could. We ALL lost it there! Mike: Who's Jay? Another one of your many Xes? Boil: Oh, HELL no! He's with my bud, Lindsay. And even before they got together, I never wanted Jay in that way. He's a cool cat - that's it. Besides, I was already monogamous with Joe before I met Jay. He's also my store manager. I wouldn't bang store managers - atleast not anymore. Mike: That's nice to know! Would you bang journalists interviewing you? Boil: Only if his name was Joe Ritchie. So far, he hasn't interviewed me. I only bang him. I may be a ho, but I've always been a monogamous ho. Except for women - they don't count as cheating. Joe says so. He doesn't cheat on me with guys, though. Mike: It wouldn't be cheating anyway, would it? So why would he tell you if he had? Boil: Ok, his name is Joe Ritchie, not Joey McIntyre, Lance Bass, or Justin Timberlake. MY Joe is NOT gay. Not all boy band members are gay - just most. Mike: Is there anything else you want to say about music or anything else? Boil: Yeah - I think a lot of it is fake. They're trying to convince us they're good role models. Well, Madonna was my role model, and she got laid all the time. There's so much more to being a good person than NOT having sex. Someone's relationships are arbitrary, really. It's how smart and nice you are - and sex is something most people share with one person at a time - not the entire world, so who cares what goes on behind closed doors? I've gotten laid, I got married and had a kid. Does it mean I'll go to hell? I don't care - I'm atheist. I also want to say hi to my little chick, Alyss Alyss. Mommy loves you! |
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