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| TOP TEN REASONS |
| :TO STOP FEEDING YOUR CAT: |
| # 10: HE'LL STOP WAKING YOU UP IN THE MORNING WITH WITH CAT FOOD BRETH. |
| # 9: HE'LL STOP WAKING YOU UP IN THE MORNING WITH HIS ASS IN YOUR FACE. |
| # 8: HE'LL STOP WAKING YOU UP IN THE MORNING TO LET HIS SORRY ASS OUTSIDE SO HE CAN TAKE A CRAP IN THE GARDEN. |
| # 7: NO MORE CAT CRAP IN THE GARDEN |
| # 6: HE'LL STOP SMOKING ALL YOUR WEED. |
| # 5: NO MORE TOOTSIE ROLLS BE HIND THE COUCH. |
| # 4: YOU'LL BE ABLE TO OPEN A CAN OF TUNA IN PEACE. |
| # 3: NO MORE JUICY HAIR BALLS WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET INTO BED. |
| # 2: MABEY HE'LL STOP STEALING THE CAR. |
| # 1: NO MORE KITTY LITER BETWEEN YOUR TOES. |
| THE #1 REASON TO STOP FEEDING YOUR CAT! |
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| NO ANIMALS WERE HURT, MOCKED OR MADE TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE MAKING OF THIS LIST. |