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Major Update!
It's been tried and tried. We tried to get shirts, Eli had the job first. But he's had 5 months and no shirts. Now it's my turn. And look what I've done. I worked on that drawing Steve did until it looked good and sharp enough to use. Changed the color (he did it in black and white). And put a slogan on the back (because we're rebels...and none of us have licenses.) In about 24 hours (on Friday March 26, 2003) I'm ordering these shirts. They're 15 bucks a pop so let me know your size ([email protected]). Right now this is what I have: Scott, Steve, Eric - Large. Nathan, Andrew, Tim, Eli-Medium. Julie, Amanda - Small. Caroline - Youth Large. So unless I hear otherwise that's what I'm getting. Alright I'm out. - Scott
T-Shirts!!!...and some minor updates.
Well, we've talked about it for long enough without anything happening, and I believe now is the time. What time is it you ask? Tool Time? Time To Get Ill? Miller Time? No my friend, none of those times. It's time to get our friggin' tee shirts. Badass right? Right. Anyway mosey on over to the Message Board and tell Eli your size. We ain't ordering them until we have everyone's size. (For the ladies we can get those really little shirts...I wanna call them baby doll shirts because I saw that somewhere, but that doesn't sound right.) Like the man said, the sooner you get your size in the sooner we are an organized gang. Also, I updated the Members Page with pictures of the Devils known as Eli and Nathan. (I also added the bio that Nathan requested...don't ask.) I'm also going to add some pictures to the aptly titled "Pictures Page." And I'll get some pictures of the bitches up as soon as I can. The Bitches page is in pretty bad disrepair and I want to get that fixed today if I can. And that rediculous Activities page is going to get a major overhaul when I get a chance. Well, that's about it for now. Check back for updates. - Outie
Heaven's Devils Ride Again
The Heaven's Devils, after a short time of inactivity, went on a good ass ride last night. This was the biggest ride in the history of the Heaven's Devils there were 8 mopeds out there. Which is quite a posse. I know what you're thinking- Eight members? WTF There ain't no 8 members. Well that's the other news, the Heaven's Devils have added new members. I'll add them in chronological (sp?) order then by which ever order I think of them:
1. Nathan Rice - Riding some Geely Chinaman bike
2. Zack Taake - Riding a red Honda Spree
3. Justin (Whose last name I forgot...sorry man) - On a brand new Yamaha
4. Kyle Weiner - On the exact same bike as Justin
So there you have it the Heaven's Devils take a huge ass ride and add some fresh blood to the gang. Not to mention the fresh meat, there were two new Heaven's Devils Bitches- Jenna and Julie Bock. The ride was kick ass, we friggin' owned this town. Rival gangs such as the McDonalds parking lot skanks and the walker trash were both jealous and afraid of us. In short it was badass. New pics will be up soon for all the bitches and all the Devils. ALSO: Tonight Monday, June 16. 2003 there will be a barbeque at Julie Collins House. She lives in the Empty Boner subdivision...Oops I mean Hollow Wood subdivision, which is out by the Wolves Crossing Golf course. She lives in the very back of it so just follow the road until you see the mopeds. The Barbeque is at 7:00. Aight - Outie
Heaven's Devils Never Die!
Some punks say, "Hey no updates, the Heaven's Devils are dead" Well think again fool. HD owns this town. So what if the web guy takes a work and porn break? That dosen't mean crap! So what if I'm lazy? It happens sometimes. Anyway new pics will be a-hoppin' up here as soon as Steve gets his tanned ass back from Hawaii. To bring the casual readers of the page up to date this is what has happened since the last update:

We rode to Amanda Crane's graduation party. The ride will from now on be known as the ride of doom. Here's why- As we start off it isn't too shabby, I have Kitty on the back of my ride and I'm riding with Steve, Tim, Eric and Eli. And we're riding along happily right out of town, we get pretty far when all of a sudden someone looks back and notices that Eli is nowhere to be found. It turned out that Tim got a call on his cell from Eli and Eli had blown out his back tire - Crap. So me (and Kitty on the back) and Eric ride back to where our boy Eli was downed. Luckily he blew out right by Eric's aunt's house. Sweet right? Right. We stashed the bike there and rode on. What happened to Eli you ask? Well he had to ride on the back of Eric's bike. A position normally reserved for the females, but hey when a fellow Devil needs help you have to do what you have to do. Anyway we rode on, it was a nice ride. Nice day. Nice everything. Then we get to a turn that I decide I can take at 30 mph, Unfortunately I didn't take the gravel on the road into account and damn near had the bike slide out from under me and Kitty Boa. Only my skillz and lighting fast thinking saved my ass that time, I put my foot down just quick enough to cheat death (or at least ruining my day.) After that it was just smooth riding to Amanda's. The party was pretty good, and after eating and some frisbee a few of us decide to go check out the dirt bike jumps. We rode to the ramps with the intent of going off of them, but when we actually got there we decided that we probably shouldn't and headed back to Amanda's. My boy Eric and myself were racing along the road to Veronica's maxing out at about 55 mph and Tim and Steve were hanging back behind doing about 30. Well about this time Eric finds some hidden speed on his bike and just blows past me. I was like shit, he just took me to the wood shed and gave me and old time whoopin'. Then I saw something that made me less jealous, Eric totally wiped out on some hay on the road when he tried to turn back into Amanda's. Somehow he managed to fall off as the bike was sliding sideways and end up standing straight up as his bike slid horribly along the road. Shit. Amazing that he didn't get hurt and that his bike didn't get too messed up. So that's what happened. We rode back to town with out tempting fate too much. After that we didn't have any trouble at all. It was amazing. Oh well hopefully the HD have gotten all the bad luck out of the way. The next ride is being planned right now, so are the T-shirts. Also I got something else up my sleeve that I can't really talk about right but it'll be fun if we can do it. - Until then
We Ain't Afraid of No Cop
The gang faces down the cops once again! If you haven't heard yet I'll fill you in: The Heaven's Devils, on a routine patrol of their turf were riding happily and quickly all around town. They took off from Dairyland and went and got some gas at Caseys and headed to 2nd Cinema (along the way Tim decided to do some off road riding...off road, but on sidewalk) and back into town. Well, the gang got seperated and Eli stalled out. So he was way behind and trying to catch up. Through no fault of his own he gained the attention of a Pig, the Fuzz, a 5-0, you know what I mean a damn dirty Police. So as the po-po beared down on Eli he also saw the rest of the gang turn in the DO NOT ENTER end of he Illini parking lot. So he let Eli go and went after the new last person, Steve. The bitch on the back of Steve's bike (Caroline) noticed that the cop was comming so Steve sped up to tell us. Little did Steve know that Eli was breaking all posted speed limits and taking the other way around to tell us the same thing at about the same time. So I do the only senisble thing to do in that situation, yell "Scatter." And we did. We all took diffrent routes, well mostly. Eric took the first left while Myself, Tim and Eli took the first right. Steve and Caroline went straight. The cop started to follow Eric but, seeing the 3 tail lights turned and chased us instead. I took a left and had no idea the cop was now after us while Tim and Eli took a right and turned off their engines and hid their bikes in the shadow of a tree. So I saw them hide and decide to go meet up with them to see what the hell was up. So as I approach the intersection I see the cop. I almost shat my pants. So I decide to be nice, I waved him through the intersection. "Go ahead" I gesture, hoping he'd just go through the intersection. And he did! I was like "Oh yeah!" but my headlight also reflected off the reflectors on the other two bikes. So the damn cop locks up his breaks. Turns on the lights. Throws it in reverse, and peels out. He chases down Tim and Eli (who are standing still). Like they had been robbing a bank. As all the backing up and peeling out is happening the cop damn near hit me. So I was like "F this I'm outta here." So I gun it home, hit 40+ mph trying to get in my garage and off the streets. As I find out later Tim and Eli played it hella cool and saved us all from a lot of bullshit. When the cop asked them what happened they said the bikes stalled LOL. Then he asked why and Eli (whose bike really did stall eariler) told him some technical crap about ventilation and sucktion. Tim on the other hand bullshits his way around by saying something like "Yeah my break line and my throttle line are getting all wrapped up around each other and it's real undependable." Whew, close right? Then the pig asks "There were like 5 or 6 of you, who were the other ones?" And Tim pulls another fast one and says 'Oh I didn't really know those guys, they just started riding with us.' But the cop kept on, so Tim said "I think those other guys are friends of Scott Gresham" Because he knows I'm the only close to legal driver among the HD. So then another cop (that had been following Steve and Caroline until just before they headed to Steve's house) shows up and the two talk about it. Here's my idea of what they said:
Cop #1: Well we don't have anything to do, lets dick around with these kids some.
Cop #2: Ok well there are those rapists and murders, but yeah, lets fuck with these kids.
So they come back and ask some more bullshit that I forgot by now because I was just breifly filled in by Eli. But basically they were let go. So the cop wants to see if the bikes start. So Tim's like "yeah I think it'll start on like the 2nd try" and luckily it did. But Eli knew his would start right up and he didn't know what to do. Fortunately the Heaven's Devils are pretty bright lads and Eli just kept the kill switch on so it took like 10 kicks and then he let it start. Heh heh heh, don't Fuck with the Heaven's Devils. If we can't out run you we'll at least out smart you... or kick your ass...or both. So to commerate this first Heaven's Devils/Cops meeting, I've selected a song to download that is approriate. Bone Thugs In Harmony - F the Police. Download it on Kazza. It's pretty hilarious.
Viva Los Diablos Del Cielo
New stuff on the web page is a comin' faster than Clinton at an intern party. I have updated the Bio Page. Added a new page, the Pictures Page. And made a few new additions to the Bike Page. So the page is progressing nicely. What the Heaven's Devils really need is a long ride together. So what we should try to do is all ride out to Amanda Crane's Graduation Party. It's on the 26th...in Kane. It's a kind of long way, but I have ridden there and back without any problems (other than a dog that came out of nowhere, chased me and scared me shitless.) So that's what I propose. Also, it looks like there's going to be a new addition to the Heaven's Devils, because Nathan Rice (the one on the left) is getting a moped maybe as early as Thursday. Not a Honda, but I guess he can join anyway. It's still made by the gooks, so it's all goot. Oops I mean good, those Asians...if you aren't careful you start talking like them, then your eyes go sideways. So watch out. But the point is that the website is growing and so is the Heaven's Devils, Viva Los Diablos Del Cielo.
Message Board!
One more quick update, I just got the page a Message Board. I finally took the time to get a message board boys and girls, so post away. But remember, I'm the admin so I can delete anything you say HAHAHAHAHA. Here's the link incase you are too dumb or drunk to figure out why the words "Message Board" are blue. Post a message and let me know that you've been there.
Update Binge!
Well, I couldn't quite kick the habit, I was tossing and turning in my sleep. I was going through some serious update withdrawal. And I could tell you were all Jonesin' for an update youselves, so here you have it. The new and now multiple paged Heaven's Devils Online. My helmet and goggles just came in today and I look like a bad ass crusin' town in my pleatha jacket and fingerless studded gloves. I just got back from a midnight run and felt I needed to do some webpage design (yeah I know, don't party too hard). But at least the page is updated, BTW  Steve, send me the pictures you took at your house so I can share them with our adoring public. Well, that's it for now, this Heaven's Devil is outie. Word - Scott
P.S. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, SEE THE MATRIX RELOADED. That is like the most kick ass movie I have seen since the first Matrix movie came out. Get out there, and ride to a theater and check that bad shiznit.See you on the road.
It's ALIVEEEEEE!
That's right bitches and bastards, the Heaven's Devils Homepage is getting off the ground. We have a logo, tee shirts are in the works, and all the pages are going to be up soon. The Heaven's Devils are here to stay fool, don't be talkin' that jibba jabba. I guess I'll get a cracking on the new pages and the message board, and I finally found a way to change that counter color.Good thing too, I mean damn! Ok that's all the updates for now....More to come...in like a half hour when I finish the other pages (hopefully). 
Welcome to the Heaven's Devils Homepage. We don't have a logo right now so the bold text will have to do, but we're making one soon. And we're getting shirts. That's right we're bad, so if you see a pack of crazy badass bikers comming your way you best cower in fear or present your self as a sexual peace offering depending on whether you are male or female and even if you are a female, whether you're hot or nasty. Because the heaven's devils don't brake for no fatties! That's just the way it is, so look out! Cash, Grass or Ass; No one rides for free! With a combined 471 cc's you rightly fear this power. We could probably even go 60 down a big hill. Oh yeah, speed and power. That's us. Hit us up with a logo design at [email protected] if you have a picture. That's all for now, more to come.
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