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August 28, 2006
THINGS THAT I LOVE TO DO, BUT JUST CANT YET...
- Kidnap random people, tie them up & force them to watch me break-dance to 80s music.
- Insert tiny frogs into a porn star’s vagina.
- Become a black man for one day and perform with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.
- Set Jaya, Dolly Ann Carvajal and Ciarra Sotto adrift on the Atlantic Ocean with no food or water. Right after I rip out their ovaries with my bare hands.
- Eat 20 jumbo hotdogs in one sitting. (Most I've eaten in one sitting: 4)
- Watch John Cena floss.
- Organize and head a Professional Midget-Rollers Club.
- Bottle world peace and sell it on The Internets.
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