I don’t mind being called “baby” or “bitch”.  Either way is hot.

Of course I have money, but you’re paying for dinner.

I’ll let you be right 85% of the time if that gives you a hard-on.

The chances are greater that a guy will get dumped for being desperate than for being unfaithful.

Whenever a guy says “I don’t believe in violence” I just think he’s a pussy.