Although she can't seduce him anymore, Blair still tries to get Troy and Nora to break up by planting hotel keys in his pocket. She also makes a fake apology to him.
THE GAME IS ON 7/23/02 Blair: (At hotel)I hear that this is a terrific place to stay, especially if you're looking for a very discreet motel, if you know what i mean. Man: We don't ask questions of our lodgers. We leave them alone. What they do in their rooms is their business. Blair: Well, that sounds perfect. I'm doing this for you, sam, so you and nora can get back together. After everything you've done for me, it's the least i can do for you. (Next scene) Troy: (on phone) I can't wait to see you. Nora: I know. Me, too, you. Ok? Students: Gretel, gretel -- nora: Something's going on here, and i'll see you later. Bye. (Puts phone down) Students: Gretel -- (Suddenly, Blair walks into his office) troy: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here after the stunt you pulled last night. What do you want? (Next scene) Blair: I came to give you this. (SHe gives him a paper) Troy: Oh, yeah, what is it? A written apology? Blair: Feeding and care instructions for the iguana. Starr would be just heartbroken if anything happened to it. Troy: Is that all? Blair: No. I also wanted to apologize again and to say thank you for not saying anything to sam about me coming on to you last night. Look, I know that it was stupid to try break you and nora up so you and -- troy: Well, "stupid" is one word for it, blair. I'm sure i can think of a few others. Blair: Just after you left last night, everything just hit me. And I know how terrible I've been acting, and i'm sorry, troy. Look, you and nora deserve to be together and you deserve to be happy. I just hope that maybe you can forgive me someday? (Next scene) (I just love the next scene so i put it here. Tillie's choking Lindsay and she has hallucinations) Tillie: Stop fighting it and die already! Sam: I never loved you. Not when i proposed, not on our wedding day, not when we had will and jen, not one minute of all those years we were married! All that time, the only woman i ever loved was nora! Troy: I never loved you, either, lindsay. And you know why? Because you're unlovable. That's right. Unlike nora, who inspires complete devotion. She's the love of my life, lindsay. When we're alone together in bed, making love after we've made love over and over and over again, we think about you, lindsay, and we laugh. We laugh at you! We think about you and we picture you here behind these bars where you belong, lindsay, and we laugh and we laugh and we laugh! Nora: Die, lindsay! Die and make everybody happy! [Nora laughs] nora: Could this be any funnier, lindsay? Really. You loved sam, and i got him. You loved bo, and I got him. You loved troy, and, oh, I got him, too! And what does poor, old lindsay get? Lindsay gets to die! That's right. So i get to have it all. Bye-bye, lindsay. Bye-bye. Tillie: Been nice knowing you -- not really. Lindsay: No! Tillie: Oh, thanks, goldilocks. You're making it so much fun. Oh, rats! I was really looking forward to killing you in the dark. Now, then, where do you think you're going? Lindsay: No, no, no! Tillie: You're not going anywhere, princess! You hear me? You hear me? Hey, hey -- you are going to die, and I hope this face is what you see for all eternity. Allison: Stop it, tillie! Tillie: Ah, sorry, alli! No can do. Allison: I said stop! Tillie: Not until I'm done or lindsay's dead! And don't even think about it or you'll be next, all right? Just get out of here! See? What'd I tell you? No one is going to help you now. (Next scene) Troy: Forgive you? Blair: Mm-hmm. Troy: Wow. Blair, you tried to seduce me. You know that. Blair: I know, I know, I know, and I know that I also have no right to ask you. Troy: Well, no, you don'T. Blair: I -- i'm ashamed. Troy: You should be, blair. I mean, you should have a little more self-respect. Blair: Well, you know, I -- it's just that I don't right now, and maybe if you forgave me, then I could get a little back. Troy: Blair, you weren't even attracted to me. Blair: Well, come on now. That is not exactly true. Troy: No, blair, you said it. You said that you did it for sam so that sam and nora could get back together. You said it. Blair: I did, and, yes, that is true. That's right. Troy: No, blair, that's not right. That's wrong. Blair: Yeah. Troy: I don't like being manipulated. Do you understand that? Good. But you're lucky, blair, because I also don't hold grudges. That was my brother, colin's, thing. It's not mine. Blair: Oh, thank you. Troy: I'm not done yet. Blair: You're not going to be -- troy: No, blair, i'm not done here. Blair: Ok. Sorry. Troy: Nora and i are a couple. Now, you need to understand that. Blair: You're right. Yes, i do. Troy: And nothing is ever going to change that. Blair: Right. And I'm so sorry. Troy: Ok. Blair: So do you forgive me? Troy: Yes, i forgive you. Blair: Oh, thank -- look, I swear to you, it wasn't personal, really. Troy: Well, you know, I'm not so sure that that's a good thing. Blair: No, it's just all the stress, stress that I've been under, and then seeing sam suffer the way that he was suffering, i -- troy: Blair, blair -- blair: What? Troy: I don't want to hear about sam's suffering. That's none of my business. Blair: You're right, and it's not my business, either. It's -- it's just all the pain that i've been going through, you know, with what todd caused. Troy: I know. I know that it's been tough on you. Blair: It's been almost too tough to face, and i think that's maybe why i dealt with sam's pain instead of my own. Troy: Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Blair: Yeah. You're telling me. Troy: And what about starr, blair? I mean, this -- this wouldn't have been good for her. Blair: I know, and you're absolutely right. It's just, you know, like i said -- all the pain that todd has caused, i just -- I think maybe I was having a hard time dealing with it and I didn't want to deal with it. I wanted to pretend that it never happened. I mean, come on, do you have any idea what that is like? (Next scene) Troy: I do know what it's like trying to pretend that something painful never happened. Blair: So that's why you're forgiving me -- because you understand? Troy: You know what, blair? I've really got to get back to work. Blair: Oh, I'm sure you do. I'm sorry. I -- i just wanted to once again say thank you and to give you instructions for the iguana. Troy: Thank you very much. Oh, do me a favor -- can you tell starr that she doesn't have to worry? I will take excellent care of priscilla. Blair: You named the iguana priscilla? Troy: Yeah, well, starr told me that she was a female and she kind of reminded me of this girl i knew in elementary school who used to always stick her tongue out at me, so -- blair: Oh, so let me guess -- her name was priscilla. Troy: See? There you go. Blair: Yeah. Ok, well, I'll go. But, first -- how about a handshake? Troy: A handshake? Are you serious, blair? Blair: You know, just to show that there's no hard feelings. Troy: It's fine. There's no hard feelings. Come on. Blair: (They hug, Blair puts the hotel keys in his pocket) Ok. Troy: It's ok. Blair: Thanks. Troy: Good. END OF EPISODE
