Nov. 16.2003.
VERONICA SAWYER: "What is your damnage Heather?"
JASON DEAN: "I thought that LOOSE was too NOOSE."
HEATHER MCNAMARA: "God Veronica, drool much?"
VERONICA SAYWER: "I say we just grow up, be adults, and die."
HEATHER CHANDLER: "Come on Veronica, it'll be very. The note will give her Shower Nozzle Masterbation material for weeks."
VERONICA SAWYER: "If you were happy everyday of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
JASON DEAN: "PERFECTO!"
VERONICA SAWYER: "Alright, put your hands on your head."
JASON DEAN: "You didn't say Simon Says."
PRINCIPAL: "Now I've seen alot of bullshit. Angel dust, switch blades, sexually perverse photograph exhibits involving tennis reckets."
HEATHER CHANDLER: "Grow up Heather. Bulimia is so '87."
VERONICA SAWYER: "Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there."
HEATHER MCNAMARA: Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
HEATHER DUKE: Fuck it!
JASON DEAN: "People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society!" Now that's deep."
JASON DEAD: "Choas killed the dinosaurs."
Nov. 19. 2003
HEATHER CHANDLER: "You stupid fuck!"
VERONICA SAWYER: "You goddamn bitch!"
HEATHER CHANDLER: "Before me you were nothing. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a blue bird, you were a brownie, you were a girl scout cookie. I got you into a Remmington party and what's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet! I got paid in puke!"
VERONICA SAWYER: "Lick it up baby, lick. It. Up."
HEATHER CHANDLER: "Monday morning you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson. The students of Westerburg arn't going let you play their reindeer games."
JASON DEAN: "Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination."
HEATHER MCNAMARA: "No way. No day."
VERONICA SAWYER: "I just killed my bestfriend!"
JASON DEAN: "And your worst enemy."
VERONICA SAWYER: "Same difference."
HEATHER CHANDLER: "You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique at school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing."
JASON DEAN: "Pretend I did blow up the school. All the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?"
VERONICA SAWYER: "Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch Dogs and Diet Coke-heads.
JASON DEAN: "This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress."
HEATHER CHANDLER: "CORN NUTS!"
VERONICA SAWYER: "My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my great IQ to decide what color gloss to wear and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
HEATHER MCNAMARA: "Suicide is a private thing."
VERONICA SAYWER: "You're throwing your life away to become a statistic in the U.S.-fucking-A. today. Now that is the least private thing I can think of."
JASON DEAN: "Our love is god....let's go get a slushie."
VERONICA SAWYER: "All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits."
VERONICA'S DAD: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits!"
Nov. 20. 2003.
HEATHER DUKE: "Yeah so what's the question Heather?"
HEATHER CHANDLER: "Goddamn Heather you were with me in study hall when I thought of it!"
HEATHER DUKE: "I forgot.
HEATHER CHANDLER: "Such a pillowcase."
JASON DEAN: "I just had the nicest little conversation with Ms. Dumptruck. We got along famously!"
HEATHER DUKE: "I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah!"
VERONICA SAWYER: "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice --"
BRAD: "Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid! "
VERONICA SAWYER: "You don't deserve my fucking speech."
JASON DEAN: "Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes."
VERONICA SAWYER: "Hi, technically I did not kill Heather Chandler. Buy hey, who am I trying to kid right? I just want my High School to be a nice place.....did that sound bitchy?"
Nov. 28. 2003.
BIG BUD DEAN: "We beat the bitches. The judge told them to slurpe shit and die."
HEATHER DUKE: "Veronica, you look like hell."
VERONICA SAWYER: "Thanks, I just got back."
JASON DEAN: "Everybodies life has got static."
HEATHER DUKE: "Veronica, did you hear? We were doing Chinese at the food fair, when it comes over the radio that Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm. She belly-flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note."
VERONICA SAWYER: "Is she ok?"
HEATHER DUKE: "Yeah, that's the punchline. She's alive, and in stable condition. Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably....Is that pate?"
JASON DEAN: "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
TRACEY: "I heard it was really gnarly. She sucked down a bowl of multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant, and then SMASH!"
VERONICA SAWYER: "If everyone jumped of a bridge would you?"
HEATHER MCNAMARA: "Probably."
JASON DEAN: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-so-let's-toss-ourselves- in-the-abyss type of ambience."
VERONICA SAWYER: "No, my life's not perfect... I really don't like my friends." JASON DEAN: "Yeah... I really don't like your friends either."
VERONICA SAWYER: "Heather my love, there's a new sheriff in town."
HEATHER DUKE: "Veronica! Color me stoked girl I got everyone to sign. Even the people who think BIG FUN are tuneless euro-fags. People love me! You know, you haven't signed yet."
VERONICA SAWYER: "People love you, but I know you. Jennifer phorbes told me the petition she signed was to put a hot tub in the cafeteria. And doug Hilton said-"
HEATHER DUKE: "-some people need different kinds of convincing then others. Look J.D. made up the signature sheet and everything so just sign it ok."
VERONICA SAWYER: "Don't talk to me like that ok."
HEATHER DUKE: "Jealous much?"
VERONICA SAWYER: "Why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?!"
HEATHER DUKE: "Cuz I can be. Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? Do you think, I mean, do you really think that if Betty Finn's fairy godmother made her cool she'd still hang out with her dweebette friends? I don't think so Veronica, uh-uh"
Dec. 22. 2003.
KURT'S DAD: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him! I love my dead gay son!"
JASON DEAN: "Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse."
