Occupation: New kid/ rebel/ psycho
Played by: Christian Slater
Everybodies life has static, and Jason "J.D." Dean is no exception. J.D. has been moved around all his life. His father owns a construction company and his mother died in a library explosion. Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is his locker combination.
J.D. quickly falls for Veronica Sawyer, but he really doesn't like her friends ("The Heathers"). That is why he decides to kill all of them and make it look like suicide. Who does he think he is? Bo Diddley?
What's his damnage?: His passion for perfection gets a little out of hand when bodies start turning up.
- "I thought that LOOSE was too NOOSE."
- "Greeting's and Salutation's!"
- "Our love is god. Let's go get a slushie."
