I've decide to put them into categories:
Ones that actually happened or were said in conversation:
Jesse inspired ones:
*Happy dog!*
*I've got the munchies!!*
*Would you like a haaaaaaaaaaambuuuurrggerrrr hand fed to you?*
*Wooohoooo! Look at the train!!*
*Brain cells? What brain cells?*
*Ya and then..... spandex is a no no!*
*I didn't know this was gunna be a porno!*
*Why don't you give it to someone who can!?*
*(In a British acsent) I challenge you to a duel!*
Ones that we said when we were making up stories:
*Today is the perfect day for roasting dandelions*
CAUTION: Floaters
*I can only do the splits when I'm anxious!*
*So there were 2 muffins in the oven, and 1 of the muffins turns to the other muffin and says "Whew, it's hot in here!" and the other muffin says, "Holy Sh*t! A talking muffin!"*
* Shake Shake, Shake Shake*
*DA NA NA NA, DA NA NA NA*
*In accordance with the prophecy*
*Zip-pocket Flares*
Ones from shows:
Me and Kylei Ones:
*That one was rated a whole 4 briquettes!!*
Ska-aaahhhh!!! / Ska-archy
*Uh, diarrhea cha cha cha*
No tree broke my skanktastic fall!
*IT'S A BIG PAIR OF SQUEAKY SOCKS!!!*
SNOOW!! *Pounds window with fist*
*He burnt my shake*
Kylei <3's Hensley
Heather <3's Bones
I dunno what's goin on.. goddamn meth or sumthin.. fuck i dunno..mang..she's crazy. humbub *scratches head*
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