A Petpet for Agent_Webb
It was a quiet day at the Neopian Intelligence Agency.  Agent_Standish was sitting quietly at his desk on one side of the room, continuing his investigation into the Lenny Conspiracy.  Agent_Webb was searching through the Internet branch of the shop wizard, trying to find the perfect petpet.  Meanwhile, Agent_London was quietly reading the latest copy of the Neopian Times.

�Aw,� shoot!� Agent_Webb griped.

�What�s wrong, Clay,� Agent_London asked, looking across the room at him over her newspaper.

The ixi spun his chair around and sighed.  �I can�t find a petpet that I like,� he said, shrugging in embarrassment.

�What kind do you want?� Agent_Standish drawled, looking up from his work.

Clay shrugged.  �I want an aquatic one, but those are� they�re expensive and the Agency doesn�t have that much funding right now,� he said.  Turning back to his computer, he added, �We�re only just getting started, after all.�

Agent_London set her paper aside and approached the frustrated ixi.  �If you really want an aquatic petpet, talk to the Director.  Maybe she�ll alocate the funding for you.�

�You think?� Agent_Webb asked dubiously.

�Never hurts to ask,� the shoyru replied, shrugging and heading back to her desk.

Clay nodded firmly.  �I�ll ask her after lunch,� he declared.

�What is for lunch?� Agent_Standish asked.  The aisha suddenly realized that he was rather hungry.

�Omelette,� Agent_London replied.

�Again?� Ezra whined.  �We have omelette everyday!�

Clay shrugged.  �Agency is still low on funding and omelettes are free.  It�s either them or jelly.�

�Where do we get the jellies?� Agent_London asked curiously.

Agent_Standish grinned.  �Why from the giant jelly, of course,� he replied impishly.

�The giant jelly?� the shoyru echoed.

�On Jelly World,� Clay explained.

Agent_London scowled and crossed her arms over her chest.  �Jelly World doesn�t exist,� she replied dutifully.

Clay scowled.  Setting a hoof on her shoulder gently, he said, �It really does, Max.  It�s just that the location is classified.�

�Like Grundo�s gym,� Ezra replied, nodding.  �Let�s go get lunch.  I�m really hungry.�

�Grundo�s gym?� Max mumbled, as she followed her partners out of the office to find the giant omelette.

**

As he�d vowed, Agent_Webb headed into the director�s office right after lunch.  The young ixi peered into the large office timidly and cleared his throat.

The director looked up and smiled warmly.  �Hi, Clayton,� she said softly.

�Hello,� Clayton replied.  Looking down at his feet, he decided to get right to the point.  �I � I decided that I want a petpet, ma�am,� he stated firmly.  �I�d take care of it and I�d let Agent_Standish and Agent_London play with it too, if they wanted.�

�What kind of petpet did you have in mind, Agent_Webb,� the director asked gently.  The young ixi rarely asked for any special attention, so she knew how much the pet meant to him.

Agent_Webb blushed and replied, �I � I want an aquatic petpet.  Like a � like a ghostkerfish or a baby blu� but those are too expensive.  I � I did some price checking and scados seem to be the best value.�

�Well,� the Director replied evenly.  �Out of the petpets that the Agency can afford to fund, which one do you like best?�

The ixi smiled and shrugged.  �I � I like the bowlas best, ma�am,� he replied shyly.

�Well, then,� the Director replied.  �Let�s see if we can�t get you a bowla.�

�Really?�

�Really,� the Director stated, smiling warmly.  �Now you get back to work, okay?�

�Yes, ma�am,� Agent_Webb replied.  He walked sedately out of the office and quietly closed the door.  Then he pumped his hoof and leapt half-way down the hall in his excitement.  �I�m going to get a bowla!� he whispered excitedly.  Still grinning to himself, he scampered back to the office he shared with Agent_Standish and Agent_London.

**

�So how�d it go?� Agent_London asked the ixi as soon as he entered the office.

Clay beamed at her and replied, �I�m going to get a bowla!�

�Those are so cute!� Agent_London said excitedly.

�I�ll share it with you,� he replied honestly.

�Thanks, Clayton,� Max replied.  �That�s nice of you.�

�I want a whinny,� Ezra sighed.  �But there isn�t much chance of obtaining one of those.  Meridell petpets are unspeakably rare.�

�Yeah,� Clayton agreed.  �I�ll share my bowla with you,� he offered.

Ezra smiled and nodded his thanks; then the three agents got back to work.

**

A few hours later, the Director came into the office where Agent_Webb and his partners were quietly working.  �Clayton,� she called softly.

The young ixi looked up from his computer and bounded over to her.  He could see that she was holding a small bundle in her arms.  Had she found a bowla that the Agency could afford on its austerity budget?  �Yes, ma�am,� he said softly.

She smiled warmly and handed the bundle over to him.  �Here you go, Clayton.  Remember to share with Agent_Standish and Agent_London until they get their own petpets.�

�I � I will,� he stammered, excitedly unwrapping the bundle.  �Hello!� he said to the little blue bowla in his arms.  The bowla smiled at him.

Clayton looked up at the Director and smiled.  �It smiled at me,� he reported.  Looking back down at his pet, he said, �You are such a sweet little bowla!�  The ixi chuckled at the bowla wagged it�s tail at him.  �I think I�ll call you Sarah,� he stated.

�Bloop,� the bowla said.

Clayton blinked.  He had no idea bowlas made noise.  �Is Sarah a good name?�

�Bloop,� the bowla repeated.

Clayton giggled.  �Sarah it is, then,� he said.  The bowla wiggled it�s tail again and nestled into his arms.  Looking up at the Director, he said, �Thank you.�

�You�re welcome, Agent_Webb,� the Director replied, patting him on the head.  �Get back to work now, okay.�

�Yes, ma�am,� the ixi replied.  He bounded back to his desk and set the bowla down near the bowl he�d gotten for it.

�It matches your fur,� Agent_Standish pointed out softly.

�Yeah,� Clay smiled.  �Yours too, but I don�t really care about that.  I just love my bowla.�  Clay giggled softly as the bowla wiggled its tail.

�It would seem,� Ezra quipped.  �That Sarah loves you, too.�

Sarah the bowla wiggled her tail and said, �Bloop!�

The End
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