| Quotes from Funny famous people. WHEE. (From: Here., We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. ~Robin Williams Life is a sexually transmitted disease. ~Anonymous~ I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield~ Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwitches." ~Jim Carrey~ "Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" ~Lily Tomlin~ "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?" ~Marilyn Pittman~ "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"~Warren Hutcherson~ "And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, 'Shit! A truck!"~Emo Phillips~ |