| . . .lightbulbs and other stuff |
| q: if a punk and a skin are in the back of a car, who's in the front? a: a cop. q: an apartment building in california has skins living on the first floor, punks on the second, and hippies on the third. one day a big fire burns the building to the ground. who survives? a: the skins because they were at work. q: how many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 3. 1 to screw it in and 2 to argue about who did it first. q: how many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? a: none, punks can't change a thing. q: how many straight-edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer? a: one, if no one's looking. (that one's for you steve) q: why did the punk rocker cross the road? a: he was stapled to a chicken. q: how many straight edgers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: none, they don't screw. q: how many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 4. one to drop it and 3 to "pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!" q: how many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 10. one to screw it in and 9 to watch his back. q: how many skaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 2. one to do it and one to film it. q: how many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 20. one to do it and 19 to call him a sellout. q: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: none, they're all to depressed to do it. q: how many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? a: 10. one to change it, and 9 on the guest list. q: how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? a: 5. one to change it, and 4 to write a song about it. q: what do you call a punk without a girlfriend? a: homeless. q: how many punks does it take to screw a lightbulb? a: none, punks only screw in a puddle of vomit. q: how do you get a one armed punk out of a tree? a: throw him a beer. q: how do you get a punk out of a bathtub? a: turn on the water. q: what's the difference between a hippie and a trampoline? a: you take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline. q: three drunken skinheads jump off a roof. one skin has been drinking guinness, the second fosters, and the third blatz. which one hits the ground first? a: who cares? q: how many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 21. one to hold the lightbulb and 20 to drink till the room spins. q: how many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 3. one to stand on a chair and screw it in, one to kick the chair out from under him, and one to laugh. |