| Episode #207: The All-Nighter |
| *Cut to the cafeteria* Pacey: One day this cafeteria is destined to cook a fry THAT ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE A FRY! Andie: Menage a trois. Ever been in one? Pacey: All hail, the queen of non-sequiturs has spoken. Andie: It's not a non-sequitur. It's this month's Jane. Pacey: Chic magazines are racier than Playboy. There's always some article in there about how to prolong your 'this' or around your 'that'. Andie: This one's a purity test. Pacey: What? Andie: A purity test. You've heard of them. An assortment of sexual questions that when totaled are meant to gauge your level of sexual experience. Pacey: *nervously* Okey-dokey. Time to put that away now. Andie: Why? It's fun! Pacey: Gauging our level of sexual expertise is not really my idea of joy abounding. Andie: Don't think I don't know where this is going, Pacey Witter. I know your history. Pacey: *surprised* You do? Andie: Sure. You're a typical guy. You want everyone to think you have unseemly, adventurous sexual existence when in fact your purity level is probably closer to Big Bird's than Bill Clinton's. Pacey: Yeah, you know what? You got me. That's me...Mr. Embarrassingly Pure. *They exit into the hallway* Andie: Whatever. So am I going to see you at Peterson's Cram-o-Rama? Pacey: That would imply that I am going. Andie: No, no, Pacey, you CAN NOT bail on this study session. It's way too important. Pacey: To you. Andie: No, no, no. To anyone who cares about their grade. Pacey: Well, see, there's the rub. Yo soy not concerned. Andie: Don't joke about this. Pacey: I'm serious. As committed as you are to doing everything in your power to get an A, I'm equally committed to getting my C, possibly D if I can't get a good look at your answer sheet. Andie: Pacey! Pacey: Give me one good reason why I should go. Andie: Me! Pacey: Okay...fine. I'll go. Just don't expect me to stay awake. *Cut to Andie reading a note on a classroom door* Andie: Dear Class, I want home with a cold that was considerably more important that you. The test is still on for tomorrow. Study the sample questions. Until then, hardly yours, Mr. Peterson. Pacey: So he bailed on his own study session. Joey: Great. Chris: *to Jen* We should have our own study session. My folks are in Saint Martin. We'll have the whole house to ourselves. Jen: Like we'd get a lot of work done that way. Chris: The lady questions my motives? Invite your friends. *to Pacey and Andie* You two interested? Let's study at my place. Andie: I was thinking more along the lines of the city library. *Pacey stops Andie* Pacey: Whoa! His offer does have certain enticing qualities. Andie: Since when have you been in such a rush to form a study group? Pacey: Have you ever seen this man's house?! His family is totally loaded. They got a satellite dish. *Andie shakes her head no* Pacey: Oh, come on! Andie: *giving in* Alright, we're in. Chris: Cool. I'll drive. *to Jen* Young lady, will you be join us? Jen: How can I resist? Page 2 |
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