OK, Melissa, we're just going to ask you a few questions.
Um.... ok.....
And....... ACTION!
Question 1: Do you have a boyfriend?
What kind of a question is that?!
Shut up and tell us.
Well.... ok. I do. His name's Joe.
How old is he?
... 13. Hey, why are you asking me this stuff anyway?
Because I want to know if he's worth taking.
CUT!
Sheba! Stick to the script or I'll do it!
But it's not fair, I hate this makeover! Even the audience are booing, and they're done up even worse!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*sigh* OK, take five.
*looks around* Um, can I go now?
Yeah, sure.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Um - ok......
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