CHATSWOOD
| Name | Chatswood |
| Status | Discontinued (just wasn't working) |
| Availability | Unavailable |
| Versions | Chatswood |
| Story |
In the midst of Chatswood shopping center, some crazy shit is going down. First there is the area around the Mandarin center and the train station. One guy is shooting guns like he was in The Matrix, but the guy is armed only with a fork (not a spork) so he can only dodge the bullets. The bullets soon run out so the gunner pulls out a big fucking cannon and fires...and misses. The cannon takes its time to reload so the fork-man chases after the gunner through the train-station shopping area. The gunner struggles to get through the crowd, but fork-man simply stabs everyone out of his way. When the fork-man catches up and gets ready to make his strike, the cannon charges up and the gunner fires point-blank on the fork-man. Meanwhile in Chatswood Chase, a dude is running around with a dart gun, shooting random victims and making them disappear. But a war breaks out and everyone is shooting darts at each other and it was so much fun you should have been there. |
| notes |
Just another stupid story, supposed to be an animation exercise but I didn't get very far. I got the geography all wrong, and there was supposed to be a cross monument but I put a big giant penis-shaped thing there instead (my memory is quite shocking sometimes). For those unfamiliar with Sydney or the suburb of Chatswood, it's a shopping center I visit regularly and this animation was supposed to be a fun tribute to the place. Chatswood Chase is the smaller of the two shopping malls in the area, but it's the most sophisticated where all the posh rich kids hang out so you can imagine I like to go there often. |