The WWF has plain just dropped WCW. The Royal Rumble to eliminate the worst team doesn't even have to take place, because Vince just said "WCW, YOU'RE BEAT!" He dropped the lousy WCW wrestlers like flies. And he said WWF forever. Surprising? Not at all. Especially since WWF was gonna come out on top anyway. WWF is the supreme promotion of all wrestling. And do you know who was gonna win the Rumble for WWF? TAZZ! The Human Suplex Machine! Already, Tazz has made 2 people victims. And what's not surprising, is he made TWO BIG STARS his victims. Stone Cold Steve Austin got his ass choked out the first night back for Tazz, and Booker T on Raw. Is this going to be an undefeated mean streak for Tazz? Will Austin and Jericho be choked out on Smackdown? Why don't you ask Tazz. Because inside the arena, "If You Dare" is being played, and the fans are going wild. Tazz steps out from behind the curtain, wearing a black t-shirt and black jeans. He walks down to the ring, and slides in under the ropes. He goes over to the opposite side of the ring and yells at Earl Hebner to give him a microphone. Tazz looks at the entrance, pissed off, than looks into the crowd. He begins to speak.
Tazz: Bookah' T...on Monday Night Raw, your ass got CHOKED OUT! Brotha', you came out in front of that camera a little before Raw, and you tried to tell me. Hell, you tried to tell the entire world, that you lived in a box, while Tazz was a rich motherfucker. Well Bookah', obviously you ain't done your homework, because Tazz didn't grow up with that silvah' spoon you talked about. Sure Bookah', I admit I didn't live in a box. But I didn't live in no mansion eitha'. I did grow on the fuckin' streets, fightin' for my life like you done yourself. You grew up in Harlem, and I grew up in the Red Hook Section of Brooklynn. In my eyes, both are just as bad. But the difference between me and you brutha'...I beat your ass on Raw! Obviously, I'm not so much of a pussy am I? Shit, I coulda' told you that brutha'! I ain't called the Human Suplex Machine, the One Man Crime spree because I pick daisy's in my backyard, than I go swimmin' in a five hundered thousand dolla' poo'. I'm called those names, because...well, just take a look at em'. Obviously, I got more suplexes than I know what ta' do wit'. And that spree of crime is done by one man, and that mean bein' Tazz! Bookah', I done my homework brutha'. And yeah, you did live in that box. You had a rough life, just like me. But you just ain't tough enough to beat me. I admit, you put up a fight. But sayin' anymore than you put up a fight is overkill brutha'. I did what I said what I was gonna' do. Go down there, show you who's boss, and CHOKE YOU THE FUCK OUT! And that's what I did. Unlucky for ya' Bookah, but that's the way the quarter falls. You want some advice Bookah'? I got some. Stay away from Tazz. I realize we got this little tournament, than a Battle Royal for my title. Well, in that Battle Royal, you bettah' damn well make sure I'm knocked out before ya' go for me. Because otherwise, I'm gonna dump ya' on ya' head! Got me?! Try me Bookah', I'll how ya' what I got. And I can damn well tell ya', that I got more than you wanna' test. I proved that on Raw Bookah'. But I must say, gettin' my grubby hands around your neck won't be too shabby. I'll kick ya' ass anytime ya want brutha'!
And speakin' of beatin' people...Austin! HAHAHA! Lemme tell ya somethin' Austin. My first day back I intrued on the match between you, The Rock, HBK, and Bookah' T. And guess what Austin? In case ya' haven't noticed yet, I choked you out! And guess what you did about it? Absolutely nuttin'. Why? I don't know. But I have a damn good feelin' it's because ya' scared! I did it once, why won't I do it again your thinkin'. Well good thinkin' Austin, because I will do it again. I'll choke you out faster than you can scream "I'M A FUCKIN' BITCH!" That's exactly what you are Austin. A bitch. And guess what? On Raw, I get to actually get in the ring with ya'. I finally get what I've been askin' for for 2 weeks now! I finally get my match. And don't think for one second I'll be passin' this up! I'm gonna' guarentee right now, I'm gonna punk up on ya' Austin. I'm gonna throw ya around, put ya in knots and bows. It won't be like anythin' you eva' experienced. You gettin' hit by a car wasn't nuttin'. You breakin' your neck wasn't nuttin'. You bustin' up your knees wasn't nuttin'. But me dumpin' you around the ring will be somethin'. The pain will be 10 times worse than anythin' you eva' felt! You'll be cryin', pissin' and fuckin' moanin', that Tazz hurta ya! Well too bad Austin. This is the WWF, where one day you'll be the main event, the next you're Vince's shit on his shoe! Ain't nuttin' but a nusisance! Vinnie will have Tazz to impress him, and you're nuttin'. I betchu' this scares ya' Austin'. I betchu', ya sittin' at home, wishin' I wasn't beatin' the truth into your head. But guess what Austin? FUCKIN' DEAL WIT' IT!! I had to deal with the things I had came across. 13 years of bustin' my ass, broken necks, pints of blood lost, busted knees. And you Austin'? You got a little bruise on ya neck, and ya' bitch out! Ya run into somethin' like me, a fuckin' wall, and you bitch out! You always FUCKIN' bitch out! Well I ain't fuckin' lettin' you bitch out of this Austin! You're gonna fuckin' deal with it, like it or not!!
Tazz: Austin...on Smackdown, I'm gonna' prove to the entire world what I'm capable of. I've been tryin' to prove to the world my entire life what I deserve, and I nevah' could. Because I always had a boot on my head pushin' deepa and deepa into the ground. Now I get back into the WWF, and already I'm beatin' people, and main eventin'. You've basically always had the WWF's eye on you, and I nevah' did, no matta' how hard I fuckin' tried! Well no more! On Smackdown, I'm gonna beat you Austin, I'm gonna hurt ya'...and I'm goin' to CHOKE YA! But lucky you Austin, there's another little pissant in this match, that I'm gonna get to meet twice in a short amount of time. First on Smackdown, than on Raw! I'm one lucky man! Time afta' time, I get to wrap my arms around some poor bastards neck! I'm gonna love every bit of it! Jericho, you're a man I nevah' got too much of a chance to beat. I remembah though, way back in Extreme Championship Fuckin' Wrestlin'...you were a damn pathetic wrestler. And ya still are Jericho! I got a little question for ya though Jericho...do you really fuckin' think, I'm gonna lose to a blonde haired, pretty eyed BITCH like ya' self? No way, no how Jericho. I ain't losin' to you on Smackdown, and I definitely ain't losin' to you on Raw, or wheneva' I get to face you again! Jericho, I ain't about to lose to a pencil necked PRICK like yaself! It just ain't about to flow like that. I waited my entire life for the spotlight to finally be on me, TAZZ! And now that it finally is, I ain't about to stop lettin' it shine! Jericho, I hope ya' bring ya' rabbits foot, ya lucky charms, anythin' that brings ya luck! Because when ya' go against the man that could very well end ya FUCKIN' career, ya' gonna need it!!
Than I also wanna talk about J.R. Hey Jimmy, I heard what you been sayin' about Tazz when my back was turned. You know what you been sayin'? Nothin'. Yeah, you haven't said a damn word about me, while Bookah' T and Edge are gonna be "main eventin'". Stone Cold and The Rock are hated by Mr. McMahon. Jericho's loved. AND WHO GIVES A FLYIN' FUCK ABOUT TAZZ?!! Well ya know what J.R., that's fine and dandy. I don't care. Because I'm gonna go against the naysayers like you J.R., and I'm gonna prove you all...that Tazz deserves what I've been sayin' for the past two weeks. I don't deserve to be the joke, I don't deserve to be jobbed for pieces of shit like Bookah T and Jericho. You don't know how bad it pisses me off that I'm the one that's always the underdog. But lately, I've been the one that's been walkin', and everyone else just talkin'. Like Bookah' T. He tells me to bring my A game. I did, and I beat his ass! Well I can tell you this...I'm gonna win on Smackdown, than on Raw, than again, and again, and again, and FUCKIN' AGAIN!! CAUSE FRANKLY, THERE AIN'T NO ONE THAT CAN STOP ME!!
WHY?! BECAUSE I'M TAZZ!! THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE!! BEAT ME IF YA' CAN, SUHUVIVE IF I LETCHU'!!
*"If You Dare" hits, and Tazz drops the mic. He stands on the second rope, looking into the fans with his arms crossed. He hops down, hops out of the ring, and walks up the ramp, leaving into the back.*
*Tazz begins to speak inside the ring*
*Tazz gets a little worked up, and starts storming around the ring as the fans cheer. He eventually calms down, stops in the ring, and slowly paces he ring.*
