World Wrestling Federation versus World Championship Wrestling is probably considered biggest thing to happen to wrestling EVER. After Vince McMahon bought out WCW, things only got better. Wrestlers like Booker T, Razor Ramon, Rob Van Dam, Diamond Dallas Page, and many others were brought onto the scene. A fight evolved between the two. A fight of dominance. And what a freaking fight it was...well...still is. To this day the battle rages on for wrestling supremacy. And at Royal Rumble....it all comes to a halt. It all comes to a stop. Mono e mono...winner takes all. If WCW wins, they take the cake. If WWF wins, they take the cake. Who could possibly win? Well, I can tell you right now. THE DOUBLEYOU...DOUBLEYOU...EF!! You wanna know why? Tazz. Tazz is the reason that WWF will win. The "Human Suplex Machine", the "One Man Crime Spree", the toughest S.O.B. to ever walk the planet!...Tazz will win it for the WWF. And whatdya know? It's Tazz! Tazz is standing in a dark alley...with only darkness behind him. He has his trademark towel draped over his head, and as usual...he looks pissed. He stares straight into the camera, not taking his gaze off for a second.

Taz:�Y'know, it's been a long time comin'. What's been comin'? Well, the fact is, I haven't stepped inside a WWF ring since...well..since Vince McMahon decided to use me as a damn comedy act. Yeah, Vince fuckin' McMahon used Tazz, the human suplex machine as a joke! If you don't beleive me, you got a blindfold over your eyes. Just take a look at my career here in WWF. I come into WWF from ECW, top of the world. I destroyed everybody from ECW. No one, and I mean no one, came from ECW without bein' choked...without bein' suplexed ONCE by Tazz! And Vince McMahon knew this all along. So he brought me in at Royal Rumble, and I ended the undefeated streak of the Olympic BITCH...Kurt Angle? JUST ANOTHA' VICTUM! So it began...I thought I was gonna' be the top guy in WWF. I thought I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS GONNA' BE GOIN' TO THE TOP IN A YEAR! Not Kurt Angle! Hell, just look what I did to the sunuva bitch!

But it never happened. Instead, I was left jobbin' for the Hardcore Title. I only won the thing a couple a times, and only for a couple a seconds! In that dumb Hardcore 15 time limit match. So aight, I was being jobbed. It's aight though. At least I got wrestlin' time in. But than Vince McMahon screwed me again. ONCE FUCKIN' AGAIN!! Tazz, the "commentator". Tazz, the "HeAt" guy! Tazz the piece of crap...NOT THE FEARED MONSTER!! Vince McMahon said to me one time, "Tazz...I see big things from you. I see a star. Are you ready to be a star?" And do you know what I said? "HELL YEAH!!" But now look what Vince McMahon made me do. He made me host HeAt with Coleslaw! He made me advertise that stupid recipe book for Good Ole' J.R.! He made me cook! He made me laugh! TAZZ DON'T LAUGH! You wanna know WHEN Tazz laugh's? When people break their necks! When people's faces turn beat red, 'cause the air is being SUCKED from their lungs! When they drop to the floor, passed out. Why? Because I MADE THEM just...anotha'...victum.

But, it didn't end there. No, soon...soon, I was involved with this whole WCW/WWF feud. I was in the back of the feud. Aight, that's good with Tazz. I don't need the spotlight. But I didn't get anything at all outta this! You wanna' know what I got? I GOT EMBARRASSED BY STONE COLD!! The Redneck jackass, rips off MY TAZZ SHIRT...he rips it off. Do you know how bad I wanted to tear that piece of crap apart? Do you know how bad I wanted to choke him out? BAD... REAL BAD! But I couldn't...'cause I'm Tazz. I'm not "at that level" yet. I never could once beat the hell outta' the guy that deserved it. I never could once, do what I wanted to do, when I wanted to. Because I wasn't good enough..popular enough..OVER ENOUGH!! Well, like I just said...it's over. Those times are over. The time of me sittin' back, watchin' everyone else get to the moon by Vinnie, while I stay on Mars...over. Today, the mood is About to change. Today, Tazz i'mma punk somebody out. I don't know when, I don't know where...but beleive me, it will happen!

Tazz looks into the camera. Rage looks to be building. His face begins to turn red, and as it does, he begins to speak again.

Taz:�Smackdown...looks like it's gonna be a big event don't it? Ya' got Edge takin' on The Big Fat Bastard, the Big Slow! Ya' got Shane McMahon and Kurt Angle...the man I choked out at Rumble...goin' against Taker and Kane in a tag match. Triple H up against X-Pac for the U.S. Title. Whole Fuckin' Show RVD, a man I beat plent of times, against DDP. And finally...the whole kit and kabootle...Booka' T, Shawn Micheals, Stone Cold, and The fuckin' Rock, all in one ring. Well I'll tell ya' right now! That match is missin' one thing! ME! I should be in that match! I should be throwin' suplexes to those bitches! Booka' T? He ain't nothin'. He's got the stupid spinarooni, where he spins around actin' like the man actually has style. Booka' T...I T-bone suplex the sunuva bitch, the man's done. Shawn Micheals thinks he's somethin', when all he is, is a big BITCH for Tazz to head and arm suplex! The man's done. The Rock, the so-called "Most electrifying man in sports entertainment history". BULLSHIT!! The Rock neva' got in the ring with Tazz. I won't need anythin' for him! I'll just hit him wit' a chair...The Rock? DONE. And finally, "The Bionic Redneck", Mr. "What!?"...Stone Cold, Steve Austin. Brutha, when I was in the alliance..that's when I realized I needed to prove myself. I had your tooth-pick ass beatin' up on me. And I said to myself, "Tazz...Stone Cold just beat you up? Wutchya' gonna' do about it?" And I said..."somethin'...don't know what, but somethin'." But that somethin' neva' came Austin! I waited, and waited, and it neva' came. Why? 'Cause I kept on waitin'. I knew my chance to punk you out would come. And guess what Austin? Me comin' back, comes wit' a complementary ASSKICKIN'!I I'll wrap my arm around your arm....I'll wrap my arm around your neck...AND BAM!! YOU GOT CHOKED OUT!! STONE COLD IS DONE!!

Speakin' of you Stone Cold...you probably noticed I mentioned you a few times already. Do you wanna' know why Austin? I'll tell ya'...because I, as of now, officially want to tear you limb from limb! Too many times Austin, you made a crock of shit out of the name TAZZ. When I was in ECW, Tazz was a name everyone would cringe at. Everyone would hide their kids from even HEARIN' the mention of Tazz. Now everyone laughs. Now no one even cares. Well that's done. That's ova'. From now on, the old times are back. I'm not Tazz on HeAt. Or am I Tazz on Smackdown! I'm Tazz in your face, bustin' your ass! Beatin' your ass! Especially you Austin. In the Alliance, more than once you joked on Tazz. You had your followers beat me. You beat me. You did all ya' could to piss off Tazz. Whetha' you wanted to or not, ya did. And guess what Austin? Guess what's gonna happen next? It's gonna happen like this. Tazz goes down to that ring, and Tazz shoves his foot up your ass. You whine and cry and yell, "what?! what?!". This only pisses Tazz of more, and he beats ya! He practically ends ya career Austin! All because ya had to try and make Tazz your Alliance BITCH! Well, as you would say...UH UH!! Ain't happenin' anymore Austin! For now on, your MY bitch! You don't like it Austin? Well ya eitha' gotta' deal with it, or leave. Because that's the way it's happenin'. Austin...I'm a mean bastard. I don't have a heart. I'll tear ya head off, and I won't give two flying pieces of shit, goin' right down your throat! You neva' wanna mess with me again Austin. I don't know whetha' you know about my past, but it ain't very pretty for a guy like you. Way back when you were in ECW Austin, you were "Superstar" Steve Williams. Ya had long blonde lockes, that guys like me ITCHED to rip out. Well, that might not happen to ya now... but me beatin' ya will! I'm beggin' ya Austin, fight me. Fight me like the man ya are! Me verse' you, one on one. You can forget about everythin' else. The alliance...WWF...hell, ya can even forget about that title, by leavin' it at home when we fight. I just wanna get ya in the ring Austin. I want to give ya somethin' I neva' got to give ya...A ROYAL, KING SIZED, GIANT FUCKIN' ASSKICKIN'!! Or in your words, I WANNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOUR ASS!!

But Frankly Austin, I don't think ya got the balls to face me. I'm sure ya know a little somethin' about my past. And it scares ya. Your probably sayin' to yourself right now, "Tazz doesn't scare me! I'm WWF champ! I'mma beat Tazz senseless!" But Austin, the truth is, your a pussy. Yeah, you heard me..P-U-S-S-Y! PUSSY! I don't know what it is Austin, but your soft. Maybe, just maybe, I coulda' said that when you were the Austin of old ya could had a chance. But now that your nothin' but jack, you ain't gotta chance against me! So Austin, if you decide ya gonna put ya life on the line, I want ta' fight ya. Like I said. It won't hafta' be for the title. I just wanna face ya Austin. I wanna see how tough you really are. But one thing I can guarentee, ya won't be tougher, and you won't better than me! Not now, not eva'! Because there's somethin' you gotta remember Austin:

I'M TAZZ! THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE! BEAT ME IF YOU CAN, AUSTIN! SUHVIVE, IF I LETCHU!!

Tazz moves from the camera, anger obviously STILL on his face. After he dissapears from view, the camera fades to black, than to a WWF logo.