Again. Again ECW is back. Once again, Extreme Championship Wrestlin' is brought back to its feet by the persistant sunuva bitch, Paul Heyman. And as you can already tell, ECW has brought back the One Man Crime Spree, TAZ! And would ya' look at that...ECW has gotten a cable deal with TNN. I'm so fuckin' happy that TNN has accepted us. Shit, now not only will the Philadelphia ECW fans see me beat the piss outta' the entire ECW rostah', but the entire fuckin' country can!

But there's one little problem. Haha, I guess this is some kind of dumb joke that Paulie has decided to play on me. Because last time I checked, I ain't on the TNN card. That's real funny. It's so fuckin' funny, I FORGOT TO LAUGH!!! Paulie...what the hell is your problem? Huh? Is there a reason why ya forgot to add Taz to that tournament? Is there a god damn reason, why you just SCREWED ME into becoming the World Champ? Paulie...WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!! Did you forgot who the hell I am? Has Vinnie Mac brainwashed your head so much, that you forget already who I am? I'll tell you Paulie just who I am. I'M TAZ! THE ONE MAN CRIME SPREE! THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE!! I made your company Paulie! I made ECW what it is today! And here you are already, tryin' to screw Taz. Already it's beginning to start. I admit it, I ain't got a problem witchu'. Those fans out there don't eitha'. They love ya. So did I. Ya were a father figyah' to me. You made Taz...but I made ECW! Do you honestly know what the HELL ya doin'? You just left the biggest wrestla' ECW has evah' signed a paycheque to out of the ECW on TNN show. Like I said...it's gotta be a joke.

:: Taz is obviously a little mad that he hasn't been put on the show. You can tell that he's trying to hold back the anger, but his face gets redder with every word he speaks. ::

Let me take ya' back Paulie to the early days of ECW. Way back when I...TAZ...carried this company on my back. Do ya forget already Paulie? Every day I went out to that ring, with a heavy load on my back 'cause ya needed somebody to launch this company to the top. I remembah' the look on ya face when ya top draws nevah' showed up. Ya said, "Taz! I need you man! I need to you to give me a show!" And do you remembah' what I did? I went out there, I dropped everybody on their head, and you gave me one big fat paycheque because I saved ya ass. Every week this was happenin'. Week in, and week out I was slowly makin' a name for myself by savin' ya ass from people bein' bored out of their minds at ya shows. I was the one that brought this company to its feet. I was the one that said, "Sure Paulie, I'll help ya out! Sure Paulie, I'll do anythin' ya want!" Look how you repay me! All the buckets of blood, sweat, and tears that dropped to that mat for this company, and ya can't even remembah' my name! You can't even remembah' a three letter word that you write down on a piece of papah' to have ME on the show. Ya spittin' in the face of Taz Paulie, and frankly it ain't makin' me happy. What do ya want me to do? Huh? How the hell would ya feel, if ya spent ya entire life helpin' out somebody...if ya put more effort into ya work for ya boss then ya own wife and kids, and they can't even book ya on the biggest card the company's held? What do ya want me to do? Just sit here and say, "Ah well! Who cares! I'm a grateful bitch who'll suck the ownah's dick if he asked"?! You know what Paulie? FUCK YOU!!! I fuckin' do all I can for this company, and you throw the fuckin' dagger in my back and sink it in! Well fuck you! I don't care if you get pissed at me for not likin' you! I don't give two flyin' shits about anyone right now, because I'm not good enough am I? I'm just some guy that you can't even give a chance to, EVEN AFTAH' ALL THE CRAP HE'S DONE FOR PAUL HEYMAN!! FUCK TAZ!! HE'S A FUCKIN' NOBODY!!

:: Taz once again takes a pause to try and compose himself. From the look in his eyes, you can tell he just wants to tear off the head of anybody he comes into contact with. He closes his eyes and takes a few deep breaths, probably not able to speak without cursing every two seconds in this state. After about 10 seconds of just standing there with his eyes closed, he opens them but still looks angry. ::

For you Paulie, I wanna just let ya know...I'm gonna be at TNN. You can bet ya ass I'm gonna be there. I don't care if ya tell me I can't, I don't care if you put all ya best security up around the gates of the Ee-See-Dubbleyah' arena, 'cause they ain't stoppin' me. Brutha', I'm gonna be there. To tell ya the truth, it's sad that I even gotta be sayin' this, 'cause I thought that I somethin' that this company needed. I AM somethin' this country NEEDS right NOW! And I get thrown to the curb like some bum off the street. Like I'm not worth it. The real funny thing is, is I thought ECW was the place I could go where Taz was always welcomed. I remembah' comin back durin' the endin' days of ECW, and all the fans screamin' my name. Now I don't even get signed to the biggest card since god knows when! Ya wanna know the biggest crock a' shit? STEVE FUCKIN' AUSTIN IS ON THE LIST OF A CHANCE AT THE TITLE!! Unless my brain stopped workin' or somethin, it was nearly a year ago that I choked that bitch out! Heatwave 2002! Double Jeapordy Match! Me, Sandman, Austin, and Triple H. Who came out on top? Who was the new, ECW TV Champion? Hmm, oh yeah! IT WAS ME!!! So what gives anybody the idea that Austin deserves it more than me?

Austin, screw you bro'. What? You think I forgot all that shit ya done to me? You think I forgot when ya pillmanized me on Hardcore TV? Or maybe ya think I forgot that I took ya dream of becomin' an ECW champ when I choked you out on Pay-Puh'-View! Well nah Austin, I remember it as clear as day, and I ain't done witchu'. For that entiah' month, ya attacked me from behind with chairs...you knocked me senseless when I wasn't lookin'...ya played a dirty game that in the end, left ya with hand marks on ya neck! Well this ain't ova', no way, no how. All this time I've been thinkin' about what ya did to me, and it makes me just wanna choke you the hell out that much more! I don't care if I got the best of ya when I won that title, 'cause it ain't about me gettin' one up on ya...it's about you gettin' one on me, and disrespectin' me! Once ya disprespect me, I don't stop until I feel I've gotten my paybacks. And just winnin' that TV title didn't do jack for me bro'. So what that means...is you betta watch ya back, 'CAUSE I'M GUNNIN' FOR YA AUSTIN!!!

:: Taz takes only a second to pause. ::

It's all a bunch of bullshit. Well ya know what? Ya' all are gonna' be seein' me real soon on TNN, 'cause they ain't no way I'm gettin' pushed outta' this thing like that. I'm always bein' mistreated, pushed around like I'm somebody that takes bein' pushed around. Do I LOOK like somebody that will? Huh?! Well it don't even mattah', because I ain't goin' down like that. I hope ya real happy Paulie, 'cause you just slapped the face of a already pissed the fuck off pitbull! Well when ya end up on ya neck, don't bitch at me Paulie. Same goes to you Austin. Whateva'...I'll let you fuckin' find out for yaself what ya did. BECAUSE I'M TAZ, THE HUMAN FUCKIN' SUPLEX MACHINE, AND I'M PISSED THE HELL OFF!!